Chapter 186 Good Silly Boy

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At this moment, even if Kong Fang was stupid, he would know that something was wrong. He pinched his thigh hard to clear his somewhat confused mind.

"Sis, what happened?"

Fu Yingzhou and Lao San had left sometime earlier, leaving only the two siblings in the room.

Frankly, Kong Fang didn't do anything wrong. Although his fiancée made unreasonable demands, he had informed her beforehand and hadn't done anything behind her back. If a spy wanted to steal his work from her, it would have to be someone else, if not his cousin. Even if Kong Fang had many flaws, at least he was obedient and wouldn't do anything behind her back!

There's a saying, isn't there? It's not the cunning of a bad person that's scary, but the sudden inspiration of a fool. Kong Fang is a fool who doesn't resort to clever tricks.

Shi Shi now felt that her younger brother's life was a bit pitiful. All his previous girlfriends treated him like a doormat, and now that he finally had one who was proactive towards him, she turned out to be a spy! She was really worried that he'd be traumatized!

Why don't we plant a few peach trees in the yard when spring comes, and maybe that will help my little cousin find a good match?

He took a bottle of chilled mineral water from the small refrigerator in the room, dripped the water onto Kong Fang's forehead, and gestured for him to put it on his forehead to clear his muddled mind.

That little spy's drug was pretty potent! Kong Fang thought pinching his thigh was a clever move, but it was actually incredibly obvious.

"Should I take you to the hospital first?" What if the drug is too strong and damages your brain? You're not smart to begin with, don't let it make you even dumber!

It turns out that people who aren't very smart often have a stubborn streak.

Kong Fang held a mineral water bottle in one hand and pressed it to his forehead, while waving the other hand at Shi Shi: "Sister, tell me first. I've even tried rat poison and didn't die, so this little bit of sleeping potion is just a small treat."

Shishi was startled: "Why would you eat rat poison? We've had enough of the bitterness of love, we need to taste something sweet!"

He probably really wasn't thinking straight. Kong Fang stubbornly insisted, "Rat poison tastes sweet!"

After saying that, he realized that what he said was wrong, and then explained, "My mom used to buy them to keep mice away in the supermarket. I thought they were candies that had fallen on the ground. They looked pretty clean, so I tasted two of them."

"Didn't your aunt beat you?"

Kong Fang chuckled awkwardly twice: "My mom saw how pitiful I looked after my stomach was pumped. She couldn't bear to look, so she closed the door and let my dad beat me up."

Shi Shi: ...My aunt is a soft-hearted person!

He insisted on knowing, so Shi Shi stopped hiding it and didn't say anything about espionage. She just told Kong Fang, "She insisted on coming to my villa and studio to see if she could steal the songs I wrote."

Upon hearing this, Kong Fangteng stood up abruptly. His dizziness had not subsided, and he swayed slightly. Shi Shi stepped forward, grasped his arm, and helped him up.

Kong Fang's face turned bright red. Just when Shi Shi thought he was about to unleash a torrent of curses, her little cousin unexpectedly burst into tears!

Hmm, I've heard that people with well-developed tear ducts are more intelligent, but that doesn't make sense; there's clearly no scientific basis for it.

Seeing his foolish behavior, Shi Shi took out her phone and called Fu Yingzhou. The two of them took him to the hospital together. At the hospital, the doctor gave Kong Fang a full examination and confirmed that the drug had no aftereffects, he just needed to rest. Shi Shi was relieved.

Kong Fang lay on the hospital bed, his eyes red from crying, and sobbed, "Sister, am I really that stupid? How could I not have seen that she was that kind of person?"

Shi Shi sat on the edge of the bed and gently patted his shoulder to comfort him, saying, "It's not your fault. She's too malicious and deliberately deceived you. After all, you're still young. We'll keep our eyes open in the future, and we'll definitely meet a good girl."

Clearly, these words did not comfort Kong Fang, who was still sobbing.

"I keep getting scammed, and before I know it, I'm old!"

Shishi was also upset by his crying: "It's good to be old! Old men are good, old men are wonderful, only old men can have social security! Think positively, right now they're after you, but you don't know if they're after your money or you as a person. When you're old, you'll be able to find out!"

Kong Fang stared at Shi Shi with his two rabbit-like red eyes and asked, "When I get old, will all the people I meet be true love?"

"Mmm, true love! I love that you have bad teeth, I love that you don't shower!"

Fu Yingzhou was about to enter the ward with some fruit when he heard Shi Shi finish speaking and the young man burst into tears again.

What a sly one!

He walked into the room with a smile. He said, "Kid, don't cry. Just take it as a lesson. Learn from me how to judge people in the future."

Kong Fang sniffed, sat up straight, and said, "I understand. I will never be so easily fooled again."

Looking at his earnest expression, Shi Shi smiled with relief. Finally, he'd stopped crying! Now that she was young and beautiful, she didn't want to coax children, or even adults!

The two walked out of the ward and saw that Shishi still looked shaken. Fu Yingzhou suggested, "Don't go back. You just gave the nanny a day off. It's such a big house, just the two of us. Aren't you scared? Come stay at my place."

Shishi agreed without much hesitation. Fu Yingzhou had always been the one to accommodate her. To make her more comfortable, he would stay at her place, even if it meant spending more time commuting to work the next morning. He was always happy to do so.

“Great! I’ll go check if there are any traces left by my third or fourth sister.”

Fu Zhen, a veteran cadre from Yingzhou, is a netizen who surfs the internet and has never heard of the "Third Sister" or "Fourth Sister" meme. He paused for a moment before realizing what it meant.

"Then... please have the supervisor review it?"

Shishi raised her hand and pretended to adjust her non-existent glasses, then coughed twice deliberately: "Xiao Fu, how's work going lately? We'll see today. Do you have confidence in yourself?"

Her bureaucratic manner amused Fu Yingzhou.

"Xiao Fu! Be serious! That joking around, is that how you treat work? How have I been guiding you all before?!"

Fu Yingzhou immediately put away his smile and said in a serious tone, "Don't worry, leader, I will complete the task to the highest standard and will absolutely not let any trace of Third Sister or Fourth Sister appear."

Shi Shi nodded in satisfaction. "That's more like it. Let's go, let's go to your territory and do a thorough investigation."

Wang Weitao was laughing so hard he almost choked in the corner. He thought he'd just seen Shishi's figure and was thinking he could help if she needed anything. But when he came over, he heard this!

Fu Jizhou said his brother was the most serious and rigid person, right? Rigid? He's almost forgotten what the word "rigid" means! He had a sudden inspiration and took out his phone to send Fu Jizhou a message.

—Study Chinese properly. Please use vocabulary carefully and accurately.

Fu Jizhou was puzzled when he received the message from Green Bubble.

What the hell is this, Xiao Tao?