Chapter 78 What's wrong with liking small animals?
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"What else could have happened? The way she acted, she was practically ready to throw abacus beads at someone's face! She's offended all of my dad's friends." Although she said this, Xiang Xinran's face showed no trouble at all, only a gloating expression.
"Wouldn't your dad be furious?"
"He deserves to be angry, what can he do when he's such a filial son? But Xiang Zhuoran really tried to steal a chicken and lost his rice instead. Now his nickname has spread, people are calling him the Crown Prince. Some people are even betting in private, asking when he'll become the deposed Crown Prince. Hahahaha!"
After exchanging a glance, Shishi and Shen He burst into laughter.
The girls chatted and drank, and Shi Shi also told them about her recent happy news.
Xiang Xinran rubbed her chin twice: "Then isn't this a double celebration for you? Your career is booming, and your family is moving to a new house."
Shen He shook her chubby little fist and said indignantly, "It seems that Fu Zhixu really is your nemesis. Look, as soon as you left him, everything started to get better. Sure enough, men are just stumbling blocks on the road to success."
"Sister, superstition is no good! Shishi isn't cursed; she's just hopelessly in love, she's sick!"
Shen He actually nodded in agreement: "You're right." Then he turned to Shi Shi: "To prevent you from having a relapse, it seems we have to fight fire with fire."
After saying that, she pressed the call bell at the door, and forced a wicked smile onto her childlike face.
Do you know why we came here to play?
Xiang Xinran and Shishi shook their heads in unison, like two silly little ducks.
“It’s run by a friend, and I even invested a little money. I’ve offered a lot of immature suggestions on how to run the business.” After saying that, she pinched her thumb and forefinger together, leaving only a tiny gap.
Xiang Xinran and Shishi felt a chill run down their spines, and had a bad feeling.
The two followed his hand and saw that the call bell that Shen He had just patted had four letters written on it: call.
Just then, a knock sounded at the door. Shen He called out, "Come in." A row of male waiters filed in.
Everything was normal, except for their appearance.
It looks so good!
And what's more! Some of them wore fox ears and cat paw gloves on their heads! Some even had a big, fluffy tail attached to their backs!
What's going on here?!
That's way too erotic!
Shishi and Xiang Xinran were like two rabbits who had strayed into a pack of wolves, trembling with fear at the scene before them. But if you looked closely, you could see the eagerness hidden in their eyes.
The first male waiter to enter counted to three. Everyone then said in unison, "Welcome, Your Majesty! The Pet Team is happy to serve you!"
After delivering their synchronized and passionate words, everyone clenched their left fists and, mimicking a kitten, let out a "meow meow meow~"
That's it!
Who can withstand this!
That's so unfair!!
Shen He's gaze swept over the two women: "We're all sisters, don't be shy, you choose first!"
Quail Xinran and Quail Shishi, in perfect unison, began to sway their heads from side to side.
"No, I have to be selective. Only those who haven't tasted the sweetness of love will have their mouths stuffed full of shit by those scumbags!"
Shen, the master of love, tapped between the two of them with his fingers, finally landing on Shishi's head.
"You have to choose, or based on your late-stage love-struck symptoms, I'll have to amputate your head and above."
Shi Shi had no choice but to reluctantly choose her favorite "little fox".
The three were having a great time in the private room, while Lao San and Lao Jiu were smoking one cigarette after another by the door.
"Third Brother, those pretty boys have been inside for half an hour! What are we going to do?!" Old Ninth scratched his head in frustration.
"Call him right now! Otherwise, he'll really be cuckolded! And we'll be the ones ruined!" Those bastards! They'll make any kind of money! They're pushing the boundaries so much, aren't they afraid of losing their lives?!
Helpless, Lao Jiu took out his phone and dialed the number saved as "Brother Ye": "Brother Ye..."
Lu Chiye paused, his hand still touching his helmet. "So, tell me, what trouble has that ancestor gotten into this time?" Although it was a question, his tone wasn't harsh; it even carried a hint of gentleness. Unfortunately, that gentleness wasn't reserved for Lao Jiu.
"Um... Miss Shen, she's playing with the small animals..."
Lu Chiye on the other end of the phone frowned. Lao Jiu was always a man of principle; if he was just playing with small animals, he wouldn't make a phone call. He immediately had a bad feeling: "Make things clear."
"It's a talking little animal." That was a pretty tactful way of putting it.
"How many years has the country been established? Can animals become spirits?" Lu Chiye's tone became impatient.
"Boss, all those little animals are male! They can call you 'sister' and they're the kind that act cute!"
Lu Chiye: ... ...
You little brat! You've got some pretty fancy tricks up your sleeve!
He was furious. If he weren't out of town, he would have rushed over immediately and killed those demons and monsters! As for the ignorant Shen He... his little darling was being naughty, he must have been corrupted by those shady people outside!
The poem was a mess, and Xiang Xinran was innocently dragged into the mess.
"You need to call me about something like this? Get those bastards out of here right now!"
"Yes, boss!"
The third and ninth brothers exchanged a glance, then walked helplessly to the door of Chen He's private room and knocked.
The people inside were having a great time and I thought they were waiters.
He simply waved his hand and let them in.
The third and ninth brothers went in and exclaimed, "Wow!"
Three male waiters wearing rabbit ear headbands were dancing in front of them.
Please note, they are not performing ordinary dances! They are performing their own performance.
Shen He opened a top-tier queen-level drink. She didn't drink a drop; instead, she spilled it all over the three of them's white shirts. The thin satin shirts were as light as clouds. Once wet, the skin on their chests became faintly visible.
Absolutely disgusting! Ugh, an insult to civility!
Looking at the three women, Shishi was leaning back on the sofa, her little fox brother calling her "sister" repeatedly while massaging her non-stop, occasionally interjecting with playful remarks.
Xiang Xinran, standing to the side, was even more amazing. While watching the dance performance, she still managed to "read palms" with Xiao Lang.
When the two brothers' gazes fell on Shen He, their breath caught in their throats.
Shen He picked out a kitten; the petite girl was currently sitting on the boy's back, excitedly counting one, two, three. She watched the dead cat, her body bobbing up and down.
The two of them felt like they couldn't breathe.
They actually dared to do push-ups while carrying their future sister-in-law on their backs!
The private room was dimly lit, creating an ambiguous atmosphere. With a click, all the lights came on. Everyone looked towards the door.
Xiang Xinran, who had drunk the most, glanced at the doorway in a daze and said, "You have such low-quality animals here?"
The third son…
Ninth Brother…
No, little sister, I'm not bad at all!