Chapter 74 A good haircut means you'll find your soulmate.
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Shi Shi felt the question wasn't quite right, so she typed another question: "Don't you have an older brother or anything?"
Fu Jizhou, on the other end of the phone, looked at his phone chatting with Shi Shi and felt a sense of surprise.
—Yes, my uncle's cousin. Why are you asking this?
———Is his name Fu Yingzhou?
The names of the four brothers are quite uncommon, so the probability of them having the same name is probably low. It's just unexpected that Shishi would know about her old-fashioned and conservative second brother.
—Do you know my second brother?
Fu Yingzhou's WeChat Moments doesn't have any photos, unlike Fu Jizhou, whose profile picture is himself. Shi Shi took a screenshot and sent it to Fu Yingzhou.
—Is this your younger brother?
Shishi almost never contacts him first. He replied immediately upon seeing her message.
———It was my third brother.
The four words reminded Shi Shi of someone—her third brother Zhang Fei, courtesy name Yide. This man had the ability to make her happy.
Fu Yingzhou wasn't surprised; Shi Shi knew his younger brother. They were in the same department and both loved music. It was perfectly normal for them to have some interaction.
—Your brother and his bandmates are musicians for my company. What a coincidence!
He raised an eyebrow. This was strange; their little devil had actually dutifully found work to do.
———There are even more ingenious ones.
Shishi posted an emoji, which was a little person with a tiny head and a big question mark.
—Just so you know, that wasn't the first time we met.
"That can't be!" Shi Shi's doubts deepened! Fu Yingzhou's looks were absolutely number one among everyone she'd ever met. How could she forget such a handsome man? How many dishes would it take to make her lose her memory?
Shishi sent another emoji—a little figure holding a knife, making a threatening expression. It also included the message: "Tell me quickly, I really can't remember!"
—On the plane, my seatmate.
!!
No way!
No way? It's the same person! Can a hairstyle really change this much?
She did remember; on the plane, the man next to her was wearing a suit with a pen in his pocket. He was reading a newspaper. Even his hairstyle was a meticulous "civil servant's cut." He looked like a leader. She felt he was too intimidating, glanced at him twice, and then fell asleep.
The next two times I saw Fu Yingzhou, not only had his clothes become more casual, but his hairstyle had also changed to a slightly roguish buzz cut. The difference in appearance was at least five years!
Seeing that Shishi hadn't replied, Fu Jizhou sent a voice message: "You really know my second brother?"
"Did your second brother bring you something to school?"
"Yes, you two know each other?"
"Let me ask you a question. Has your brother experienced anything traumatic recently?"
Fu Jizhou was confused by her question: "My brother is as stable as an old ox. He won't get agitated."
"How old is your brother?" Shishi felt that not only was a woman's age a mystery, but a man's age was too!
"35, you wouldn't happen to have a crush on my brother, would you?" Fu Jizhou felt like he had stumbled upon a shocking piece of gossip. His eyes immediately lit up.
"I just feel that your brother's appearance doesn't match his age at all."
"Right? I also think he looks old. Your taste fluctuates quite a bit," he joked. He remembered Shi Shi's ex-husband was a pretty boy, while her brother was a much older, more mature man. Tsk tsk tsk, it seems the divorce was quite a shock; rather pitiful.
Last time Fu Yingzhou went to deliver something to his younger brother, Fu Jizhou wasn't there; he gave the item to his brother's classmate. So he missed his brother's major makeover!
Shi Shi was too lazy to listen to Fu Jizhou's nonsense and hung up the phone.
Over there, seeing that Shishi hadn't replied to his message for a while, Fu Yingzhou took the initiative to send another one.
—Still can't remember?
Shi Shi looked at the message, feeling a mix of emotions. Hairstyles truly are the best cosmetic procedure for men.
Before getting a haircut, he was a middle-aged civil servant approaching forty.
After getting a haircut, she saw a handsome man her age.
It's not that his previous looks were too ugly. With his face, any hairstyle would look good on him. After all, he's the kind of person whose reputation is tied to his looks.
But looking old can directly cause a woman to erase all memories of you from her mind.
—Promise me something.
---What?
———Recommend your stylist with great aesthetic sense to me.
Fu Yingzhou: ...
Does this mean you think he's very handsome now?
It has to be said that Fu Yingzhou didn't think things through enough. Although Shishi thinks he's very handsome now, she also thinks he used to be very unsophisticated!
—I'll take you with me next time I get my hair cut.
After saying that, he added a smiling emoji.
I felt uneasy right after posting Fu Yingzhou's emoji. Shi Shi's emojis looked so funny and playful, while his emojis looked like ancient relics dug out of a grave.
He dialed the internal phone on the table and called Liang Zhan in.
Do you usually use emojis when chatting on Green Bubble?
Liang Zhan: ...
The work is getting harder and harder now. The questions from the boss are so unpredictable that even he, who calls himself an old servant, is completely baffled!
"I use it occasionally," he replied conservatively.
"Then why don't I have any?"
Liang Zhan inwardly screamed like a groundhog, "How could you possibly have that?! Who would dare send those emojis to their boss?"
Fu Yingzhou didn't care about Liang Zhan's answer. He asked him to forward some to him.
Liang Zhan, carrying his notebook and pen, walked out of Fu Yingzhou's office with a solemn expression.
Seeing his expression, his colleague asked curiously, "Did your boss assign you a task? What kind of task is so difficult for you? You look like you're about to cry."
He had a lot of unspeakable suffering in his heart!
He wouldn't dare send those emojis to his boss.
Should he send his boss a message saying "Thunderous Lightning, I'm so scared!" or "You're doing a great job, sir!"? Unable to decide what to send, he ended up sending Fu Yingzhou a few sets of cat and dog emojis.
After finishing his speech, Liang Zhan turned his back, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed. This is the survival rule within the system: don't seek advancement, just avoid making mistakes.
Looking at the outstanding emojis on his phone, he realized that he had won this round after all!
In this arena, who can rival us!
He took out his phone and sent his wife a meme that said, "Come and grovel before me!"
With a ding, the phone screen lit up, and his wife replied with four large characters.
—Go to work.
This is to motivate him to work hard! She's a perfect wife!
...
Receiving the emojis felt like discovering a whole new world for Fu Yingzhou.
Just then, his third brother sent him a message.
—What's the situation between you and Shi Shi?
Fu Yingzhou was about to type a reply when he changed his mind. He moved his fingers and sent a "I'm not telling you" emoji.
Fu Jizhou looked at the picture of the kitten his brother had sent him, acting cute, and fell silent for a moment.
—Brother, have you been possessed??