Chapter 141 I Want to Recognize You as My Godfather

Upon hearing that he was to be abducted and taken to Liaodong as a slave, the Jin emperor immediately retorted:

"I am the Emperor, how could I become a slave to the Later Han? Absolutely not, absolutely not!"

Liu Fu thought to himself, "This guy is really an idiot. He ate shit in front of all the officials and still thinks he's an emperor?"

"Eat quickly."

Liu Fu's voice suddenly turned cold:

"You will only be allowed to become a slave in the Later Han Dynasty after you finish eating. If you don't eat, you won't have to be a slave. I have dozens of cruel punishments that you have never heard of before, and I would be happy to use them all on you."

"this……"

Wanyan Xi suppressed his impulse and then realized that he no longer had any bargaining chips in front of Liu Fu, so he sighed helplessly.

But when he knelt in front of that huge excrement, even if he wanted to eat it, he found it hard to swallow when he saw it.

It stinks so badly, how could Jin Di, who is used to being pampered and eating delicacies, possibly eat it?

But if Wanyan Xi hesitated even for a moment, his gorilla henchmen would tug at the arrows passing through his calves, causing him excruciating pain and leaving him drenched in sweat.

After several attempts, Wanyan Xi finally got close to the pile of green excrement.

"emperor!"

"You are the supreme ruler of a nation, this is unacceptable!"

Someone in the crowd started shouting.

Before Liu Fu could speak, Wanyan Xi, as if grasping at a straw, pointed at the minister and said:

"Imperial brother-in-law, come up here quickly. I will share half of my food with you. This will be your way of sharing the burden of the emperor and showing your loyalty."

After hearing what Yan Xi had said, the imperial brother-in-law hesitated for a moment, then wisely chose to shut up and quietly retreated to where he had been standing.

"Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly."

Liu Fu, growing impatient, shouted it again. Seeing that the Jin Emperor was still hesitating, he looked at the Jin Emperor's sons:

“I will take him back to Liaodong as a slave. Who among you is willing to inherit the throne after Wanyan Xi leaves? Come up and show your filial piety by feeding Wanyan Xi all the green excrement on the ground. I will then appoint that person as the emperor of the Jin Kingdom.”

"Who will keep their word and never break their promise?"

Emperor Jin lived a carefree and happy life, fathering seventeen daughters and twenty-one sons. Even if most of his sons wouldn't do this, there were always a few who would disregard father-son ties for the throne.

"I'll do it!"

As they were talking, Wanyan Kuo, the third son of the Jin Emperor, stepped forward:

"Eighth Prince, if I do as you say, will I be able to inherit the throne? Do you really intend to kidnap my father and enslave him in Liaodong?"

"certainly."

Liu Fu stated frankly:

"Your father will never be able to return to the Jin Kingdom in this lifetime. I am too lazy to destroy the Later Jin. You can continue to be emperors in the Jin Kingdom in the future, as long as you pay tribute every year. I have no intention of destroying you."

"good."

With Liu Fu's words, Wanyan Kuo felt relieved.

To be honest, Wanyan Kuo, as the third son of the Jin emperor, was shrewd, resourceful, and quite talented. However, his elder brother was made crown prince and was inferior to him in every way, yet there was nothing he could do about it.

Crown Prince Wanyan Zhenguo was inferior to his third brother in many ways, but as the eldest son of the legitimate wife, he knew he was not capable enough and was afraid that his third brother would overtake him. Therefore, he had been secretly suppressing his third brother.

The two quarreled fiercely, accumulating hatred. Naturally, Wanyan Kuo, the third son, also hated his father Wanyan Xi to the bone and harbored resentment for a long time.

"Third brother, how could you use such methods against Father Emperor? Aren't you afraid of being utterly depraved and condemned by all generations?"

Wanyan Zhenguo also became anxious at this point, and began to berate his younger brother from the moral high ground.

Wanyan Kuo sneered and said:

"My father is incompetent, appointing someone as petty as you as the crown prince. Even when he was alive, you suppressed and punished me at every turn, and even tried to assassinate me. It's hard to imagine how you will deal with me after my father passes away and you inherit the throne."

“Your Highness, how could I not know your cunning schemes? If you ascend the throne, I will not live past the first year of your reign. In order to protect myself, I must find a way to ascend the throne and save my life.”

"Hmph, you make it sound like you're the one who's wronged. Since you knew I was the Crown Prince, you shouldn't have competed with me in the first place. As a prince, you dared to compete with the Crown Prince for the throne, so you should be prepared to be executed in the future."

At this moment, Crown Prince Wanyan Zhenguo also began a heated debate, arguing with Wanyan Kuo.

Liu Fu had instigated an internal conflict with a single sentence, and now that the two were interfering with his business, he immediately rebuked them:

"Step back!"

As soon as Liu Fugang shouted, the little gorilla pooped again, picked it up, and threw it at Wanyan Zhenguo, the crown prince of the Jin Kingdom.

With a "smack," the object struck Wanyan Zhenguo on the head, splattering all over his body. Instantly, an unbearable stench emanated from all directions, making Wanyan Zhenguo feel utterly disgusted.

"You insolent guards! What are you good for? I, the Crown Prince, have been assassinated, and you didn't even try to protect me?"

"Punish them! You must all be punished!"

Before he could finish speaking, the little gorilla threw a second pile of poop at him. Wanyan Zhenguo let out a scream and quickly shut his mouth.

nonsense.

In this situation, who would dare to make a move against Liu Fu?

Seeing that the Crown Prince had been severely punished, Wanyan Kuo felt extremely pleased. In order to win over Liu Fu, Wanyan Kuo went all out and went straight to his father, Emperor Jin. He grabbed a handful of the excrement on the ground and fed it to Emperor Jin.

"Father, how am I supposed to feed you if you keep your mouth shut?"

"In that case, don't blame me."

"Guards, bring me the pliers. Pull out all my father's teeth, stuff a funnel into his mouth, and watch me personally force-feed him shit!"

Wanyan Xi was furious and pointed at his third son, cursing:

"You unfilial son, have you gone mad?"

"I really have gone mad. If I don't go mad now, I'll be tortured to death by the boss sooner or later. You incompetent and tyrannical emperor should have abdicated long ago. I thought I had no hope of winning the throne in this lifetime and could only wait for you to die and the crown prince to ascend the throne so that he could slaughter my whole family. I never expected that the Eighth Prince would come here and actually attack the capital, giving me a chance to defy fate."

"You old bastard, eat shit!"

With the funnel stuffed in his mouth, Wanyan Kuo then fed all the green excrement on the ground to his father, Wanyan Xi.

Wanyan Xi was so nauseous that she almost suffocated. Her stomach churned and she was about to vomit, but Wanyan Xi quickly covered her mouth.

"Someone, bring a needle and thread, sew this old man's mouth shut. I want to see how he spits!"

That's absolutely ruthless!

After feeding him excrement and then sewing his mouth shut, Wanyan Kuo knelt before Liu Fu, speaking with utmost humility:

"Eighth Prince, I have a request for you. I wish to recognize you as my godfather!"