Chapter 61 The Lord's teachings are too free!

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The morning light awakened little Elsie, who looked especially adorable thanks to the careful grooming by Ferry and Trisna.

But she knew it was pointless!

After experiencing that side quest, Elsie finally decided to focus on completing the main questline, which was the path she should truly take.

Kill Ellen, gather power, and become the overlord of the South!

After tidying up Elsie's clothes, Ferry went to prepare breakfast for everyone, and the knights were naturally happy to help.

Trisna was chatting idly with Parker in the hallway.

Elsie, in her room, pinched the hem of her skirt in front of the mirror.

[Wait, wait! Don't make that face! No! I'm going to throw up!!!]

"Master... is absolutely adorable!" Elsie praised her own good looks.

Elsie: (*\/w\*)

I don’t know if it’s because of her race, but although she’s only a little over a year old, her physique has already surpassed that of an ordinary baby.

Her silver hair has grown out, just long enough to cover her ears, making short-haired Elsie exceptionally cute!

"I've decided, I'm not cutting my hair anymore!" Elsie gave herself a thumbs up.

[Speaking of which, I have a question: as a vampire, are appearance and lifespan the only things you can change?]

[Will you turn into a bat, or grab people by the neck and suck their blood on the night of the full moon!?]

"Cough cough, you've hit a nerve!" Elsie clutched her heart.

As a vampire, it's truly a shame that I don't possess any vampire skills, or even be able to transform into a bat!

Yes, here is a weak, pitiful, and helpless Elsie, an Elsie who will not turn into a bat.

"And then, about bloodsucking... wait a minute?"

Elsie pouted and complained, "What full moon night! That's werewolves, okay?"

So, do you eat garlic? Are you afraid of silver crosses or holy water?

You should ask me if I'm afraid of the sun!

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I feel like I'm just wearing the skin of a vampire, and I'm completely insensitive to sunlight.

Perhaps it's the effect of the hero's bloodline? Making up for the deficiency?

"Ah, as for garlic, I've never even seen that before."

"As for silverware, I don't know, but I don't think it has any impact."

"The cross... I think this world has nothing to do with God, otherwise..."

Elsie paused, then thought of a good joke.

Otherwise?

“If there is a God in this world…” Elsie picked up the comb, pointed it at her neck, and said with a determined look, “I will confront the Lord directly!”

【?】

However, the vampires are not grateful to Elsie...

So you're going to star in *Blood Princess vs. the Trisolarans*? Or maybe... *Three Blood Princesses*, *I'm Making Water Droplets in the Middle Ages*, or *Wallfacer Elsie*?

"Hey! You know what! It's pretty amazing!" Elsie wholeheartedly agreed.

Get out of here! What do you think this is? A science fiction world? Face reality! The last science fiction book is dead, utterly dead! Get back to playing a medieval dungeon!

"Your Highness Elsie, it's time to go!" Firi said to her with a smile, carrying a basket.

Speaking of which, we were discussing this last night...

Wait a minute? What's up? Did I jump out of the script, or did you read it?

So that's what it was!

[Don't keep me in suspense! Just hope!]

"Hey!" Elsie stuck out her tongue.

Actually, it's nothing. It's just that it's a rest day today, and the college doesn't require students to attend classes today.

Aize and Worson went to the Dean's office early to attend the committee meeting, while the other knights in the inn chose to rest.

Whether it's exercising or just getting together to make a ruckus, these are all forms of entertainment that are hard to understand.

If you give them some playing cards, they could play all day long!

During her free time, Phil learned about a small church near the college where the bishop was a very kind gardener. Although there weren't many believers, he was still enthusiastic about missionary work.

Since Xi had nothing better to do, she decided to accompany Fei Rui on the trip!

Please do not engage in story content outside of the main questline, thank you!

"What are you saying! What are you saying! Winning over Ferry is also an important part!" Elsie was being held in Ferry's arms, and she picked up the necklace around Ferry's neck.

The necklace was a gift from the bishop to the believers, and it is engraved with the twenty-four-winged angels worshipped in the church.

"If I don't do something about it, she'll be brainwashed!"

"I want to see what's got her so bewitched!"

Ah, although... I still suggest respecting other people's fates, uh? Elsie! Listen to me! Don't go!

...

The commercial street at dawn was deserted, with only a few people occasionally shopping.

As everyone knows, getting up before dawn was considered an evil act in the Middle Ages, and would result in being tied to a cross and doused with holy water!

However, our protagonist, Elsie, was kidnapped to the church by the wicked maid, Ferry!

[Philip, a vicious woman, a monster who forcibly triggers side quests!]

Elsie knew she had to break free from Ferry's grasp and resolutely went back to bed to sleep for a whole day!

However...she...didn't do anything; she must not have seen anything!

【Hey!!! Elsie!!! Did you even see her?! ...

Elsie: →_→

【(▼ヘ▼#)】

【Move my eyeballs back.】

...

The church was not as luxurious as Elsie had imagined; on the contrary, it was filled with a rural atmosphere and the surrounding greenery was excellent.

As Ferry said, Bishop Moka

He was an excellent gardener, and these plants were his wonderful masterpiece.

"Good morning, Miss Philly," a tall, elderly man in red greeted Philly.

"This must be Princess Elsie."

“Bishop Moka,” Ferry smiled, holding up the sculpted necklace, “Praise be to the angels!”

“Hmm.” Moka nodded, and he touched Elsie’s hair. Although she resisted strongly, he only tapped her forehead.

Then, as if in a prayer, he said, "The Lord will bless you and help you grow up safely!"

However, Elsie will directly confront the Lord!

"Okay, so you're going to use this meme, huh!?"

Since things have come to this, let's eat first!

Moka then led Ferry to the back garden. There was still some time before the worship service, and about fifty worshippers were sharing food there.

Bishop Moka then read the doctrine from the platform...

"Fine, I want to hear what this so-called cult has to declare!" Elsie was furious, unable to tolerate them taking away her maid!

"Ahem!" Moka cleared his throat.

"The Lord says! People should not be exploited livestock; those who suffer should take up arms and fight back!"

[...]

"The Lord says: People should not listen to the opinions of others, but should pursue their own beliefs!"

【?】

"The Lord says! Anyone who is provoked has the right to resist, and any villain who makes fun of others should go to hell!"

【???】

[Damn it! Just give me your ID number!]