Chapter 441 A descendant of a celestial lord is going to descend to the mortal realm? You all said you wanted to feed my junior sister? What kind people you are!
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"Thanks! "
"Thanks, everyone!"
"You guys are so nice! You even sent me a gift!"
Xiao Xuan, pulling Yi Cheng along, circled the viewing platform, greeting each person one by one. He said, "We've come from afar to greet all the seniors and offer our respects," and added, "Although my junior sister fought valiantly for the lower realm, that's only right. Senior Tianyan showed compassion for the younger generation and even gave some valuable gifts, but it doesn't matter if you seniors give anything in return." He continued, "Of course, if any of you seniors feel embarrassed, then feel free to give something; my junior sister and I won't mind. Right, junior sister?"
"Yes, the geese don't mind."
Seeing this, the bigwigs thought to themselves, "You've really set the mood right here. Even if you're too embarrassed to refuse, we can't very well not give it to you."
So everyone, with smiles on their faces and cursing under their breath, reluctantly pulled out many treasures and presented them.
The key issue is that they can't give anything too insignificant. Firstly, since that old scoundrel from the Tianyan Imperial Clan gave away a piece of the Mother Gold of All Things, they, as people of equal status, can't give anything too shabby; it's a matter of face.
Secondly, every time the thief accepted a gift, he would loudly read out the recipient's name and express his gratitude.
Damn it, as local tyrants, they've never seen such a vulgar and shameless way of asking for gifts. It's like their eyes have been opened by a dragon-slaying sword.
Indeed, the saying "When a person is shameless, he is invincible" applies to every era.
"Junior Sister, these scraps of metal are useless to you, and you have plenty of these precious medicines at home, so you don't need them. How about this, I'll keep these gifts for you for now, and when we get home, I'll exchange them all for delicious food, okay? Besides, I estimate that these gifts can be exchanged for at least several mountains of steamed buns, and they'll be meat buns."
"Huh (☆▽☆)~!"
"Great...great! Four-nothing tender is really good!"
Yi Cheng's mouth was practically watering as she listened.
"Haha, that's right, who told you to be my dearest junior sister?" Xiao Xuan laughed. "Alright, junior sister, when we get back, I'll immediately arrange for someone to steam ten meat buns as high as mountains for you."
"Holy crap! Siwu, can this goose possibly finish all these steamed buns in one day?"
A huge exclamation mark appeared in Yi Cheng's eyes.
"Junior Sister, if we can't finish them in one day, then we'll eat them for ten days. If we can't finish them in ten days, then we'll eat them for twenty days, a hundred days. After we finish eating, your junior brother will have someone steam more for you, so you can have meat buns to eat every day from now on. Even at night when you sleep, I'll have someone pile up a mountain of meat buns for you to sleep on."
"Ho ho ho ha ha..."
Yi Cheng burst into laughter, unable to contain her joy.
? ? ? ?
At this moment, everyone in the room watched this scene with twitching lips.
How could they not see that the chubby little girl was simple-minded, even a bit naive, while the incredibly handsome young man looked sly and cunning, like an adult trying to trick a child out of their pocket money? This was... utterly shameless! Ugh! Heh, tuituitui...
"Junior sister, how about we eat beef buns after the pork buns?"
"good. "
"How about we eat the beef buns first, then the lamb buns?"
"good. "
"After we finish the mutton buns... how about we have some dragon meat buns?"
"Holy crap~, four no's, this one's done too ˋ( ° ▽、° )~~"
"Junior Sister, shall I keep the remaining body of that miscellaneous dragon you just killed for you?"
"Okay, Siwu, and that big bird too, please keep them safe for the geese so they can make meat buns when they get back. Little Fatty and Black Rabbit are still waiting at home, aren't they?"
"Okay, then, junior sister, if I keep this for you, shouldn't you pay me a storage fee?"
Xiao Xuan rubbed his thumb and forefinger together.
Yi Cheng looked down, then looked up, blinked her little eyes, scratched her head, and said, "Si Wu, what do we do if the goose doesn't have a storage fee?"
"It's alright, you're my senior sister, you can owe me for now. I don't allow others to owe me."
"good. "
Everyone: ? ? ? ? ? Enough, enough! You beast! How can you treat your junior sister like this? She's an unparalleled warrior who just made invaluable contributions to our mortal realm!
Damn it, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to kill this bastard!
For a time, some people couldn't help but feel agitated.
What excited the people in the Upper Realm even more was that when they saw Xiao Xuan put the remains of the Golden-Winged Roc King into his storage ring, they knew that he wasn't lying, but really intended to take the Roc King's body back to make meat buns.
This is a blatant slap in the face and an insult.
"Outrageous! Have you barbarians from the lower realm gone mad?!"
"Indeed, given your arrogance, we wouldn't mind shattering this world."
Dozens of powerful cultivators at the Integration Realm stepped forward, almost all of them wielding a semi-immortal weapon, their imposing aura overwhelming the world.
However, the mortals are not afraid of them. After all, immortals cannot descend to the mortal realm. If a battle were to break out in the mortal realm, they might not be afraid.
"Hmph, you think you can destroy this world? That's just wishful thinking!"
A powerful figure from an imperial clan scoffed, "Even a Mahayana Immortal here probably wouldn't dare utter such a statement!"
Although the laws of this world are incomplete, it has produced beings at the Great Ascension Immortal Realm and above in ancient times. Even an ancestor at the Heavenly Immortal Realm would probably find it difficult to completely erase this world.
Moreover, the universe has its own laws and order to maintain order. If a powerful immortal arbitrarily shatters a world and exterminates living beings, he will also suffer the backlash of the Great Dao.
"Hahaha, do not be so arrogant! I have received news that a descendant of a Celestial Lord is about to descend to the mortal realm."
At this moment, a powerful being at the peak of the Integration Realm suddenly appeared in the Upper Realm camp and laughed loudly, "When the young Immortal Lord appears, he will surely sweep you all away!"
"What! A descendant of a celestial being is about to descend to the mortal realm!"
Upon hearing this, the people of the upper realm were filled with excitement.
They descended to the mortal realm this time for a peerless tomb, but they never expected that the previous "battle between immortals and mortals" would occur. The key point is that it happened, but the final result was something they could not accept.
With their own prodigies falling one after another, and the enemy finally producing an ugly child who actually swept aside the ten strongest top geniuses among them in the Void Realm, this was a blatant slap in the face and an indelible disgrace.
Now things are looking up. A descendant of a celestial being has descended to the mortal realm, and they will wipe away the shame and restore the prestige of the upper realm.
As for failure... impossible.
The Immortal Lord wields the Great Dao of a region, dominating an entire domain. His lineage has flourished for millions of years. Even in the Immortal Realm, he is an unparalleled being. His descendants are all born extraordinary, possessing powerful bloodlines, and the techniques and arts they cultivate are incomparable to those of ordinary immortals.
"I never expected that the Upper Realm would send a descendant of a Celestial Lord down to the mortal world. Aren't they afraid he'll perish there?"
At this moment, many powerful figures in the lower realm were also momentarily shocked and stunned.
They had never seen a being of the Immortal Lord level in their entire lives.
I've heard that such beings can destroy a world in the blink of an eye, but I don't know if it's true or not.
More importantly, the fact that the upper realm dispatched a descendant of a celestial lord to descend to the mortal realm at this critical juncture indicates that...
The powerful figures in the lower realm exchanged glances, all of them seeing the solemnity and a hint of emotion in each other's expressions.
"This suggests that even a Celestial Lord might be interested in this massive tomb that is about to appear in the mortal realm."
"Could it be..."
In an instant, the minds of all the bigwigs surged like flames.
"Could it be that this soon-to-be-revealed tomb in the lower realm is actually the tomb of a Celestial Lord?!"
The thought flashed through their minds, and many bigwigs were filled with excitement.
In the lower realms today, even Mahayana True Immortals are nowhere to be seen, let alone Celestial Immortals or beings above them.
If they were to uncover the secrets of that great tomb, it would mean they might have a chance to directly ascend to immortality.
Not only them, but Xiao Xuan, upon hearing that a descendant of a celestial lord would soon descend to the mortal realm, also fell into deep thought. With his monstrous intelligence, he quickly discerned a different meaning in the words.
"A descendant of an immortal lord...it seems that legendary tomb is no ordinary place."
Xiao Xuan stroked his chin in thought, the light that had been dancing with excitement in the depths of his eyes gradually solidified, and a hint of doubt and... almost uncontrollable astonishment and excitement appeared in his eyes.
"Could this be related to the information I gleaned in the Nine Heavens Secret Cave??? That tomb might be the tomb of that unknown being...???"
"Hiss~"
Xiao Xuan gasped inwardly, but his expression remained unchanged.
If it is truly related to that being, then when the great tomb appears, there will probably be a bloodbath. Moreover, if that is the case, Xiao Xuan is certain that there are more than one Immortal Lord level beings in the Upper Realm who are paying attention to this matter. It is likely that this descendant of an Immortal Lord who is about to arrive is just the beginning, and there will probably be other "immortal seeds" of this level descending to the mortal world in the future.
"Four no's, the fight's over, geese, go home now."
Yi Cheng grabbed Xiao Xuan's big hand and shook it.
However, before Xiao Xuan could speak, many geniuses and big shots in the lower realm became anxious.
Go home? Are you kidding me!
A descendant of a celestial lord is about to descend to the mortal realm, and she's the only one who can fight in the lower world right now, so you can't leave!
What will we do if you leave?
Wouldn't they just beat you to death one by one, like they did with those geniuses from the upper realms before?
"Hey, hey, little friend, wait a minute! You were having so much fun, why do you suddenly want to go home?"
"Yes, yes, young friend, why don't you stay here and play a little longer?"
"Young friend, young friend, come, come, this old man just remembered that there's a gift I haven't given you yet."
"I have one too, I have one too."
"Young friend, the other side has more people coming to fight later. You are incredibly powerful; we can't do without you."
"Yes, yes, I implore you, young friend, to reconsider..."
The ten powerful figures of the Imperial Clan couldn't sit still any longer. They all stood up and walked to Yi Cheng, surrounding her and trying to dissuade her.
Yi Cheng blinked her little eyes, watching the swaying figures, her eyes practically popping out of their sockets.
"But...but the goose misses Master. The goose needs to go home and catch a pig to take to Senior Sister Goose's house. Besides, the goose has been hungry for a long time. If it doesn't go home soon and finish eating, its big belly will be almost gone."
Yi Cheng pouted, clutching her little belly, looking utterly miserable.
I've been starving for so long...
You just took a few bites of dragon leg meat, didn't you...?
"Oh, it's just a simple meal. If you had told me earlier, I would have had it prepared for you right away."
A powerful figure from the imperial clan spoke up directly, "Someone, quickly prepare some delicacies for our young friend. I remember there's an Eight Immortals Pavilion in God King City. Go and bring the entire pavilion here, have them prepare a banquet for our young friend Yicheng."
"Hmph, this is the City of Gods, my territory. You, old man Fusheng, have no right to give me orders here."
On the city of the God-King, three beings sat cross-legged, their bodies shrouded in a misty divine aura, obscuring their faces. At this moment, one of the powerful beings stood up and shouted, "I will personally carry the tower!"
In an instant, a magnificent and imposing ancient building of the Eight Immortals appeared in the sky above the God King City. No one knew what method he used, but the entire ancient building floated on a golden pillar with dragon patterns.
The Eight Immortals Restaurant is very efficient; in less than a quarter of an hour, eighty-one exquisite dishes were placed on an octagonal antique table.
"Little friend Yi Cheng, please!"
The patriarch of the Floating Life Imperial Clan personally stepped forward and brought a chair for Yi Cheng.
This treatment left Qin Shou, watching from behind a screen, completely stunned. His foolish disciple held a higher status on this continent than he did...?
Qin Shou glanced at Song Ningsheng, who rolled his eyes. "Don't fucking look at me. When I used to visit these powerful forces, I always brought my own chair."
"Amitabha Buddha, this humble monk has made up his mind. From now on, I'll follow Sister Xiao Cheng."
The holy Buddha solemnly made a Buddhist vow.
Qin Shou: "Yi Cheng is my disciple, why don't you just follow me?"
The Holy Buddha said, "Amitabha, please, Benefactor Qin, show some respect. Sister Xiao Cheng holds an incomparable place in my heart."
Indeed, one punch and one kid was gone. The scene was so exciting that even I, a Buddhist disciple who has no desires, was thrilled.
This is fucking awesome, it's absolutely amazing!
"Huh! Goose...can you really eat a goose?"
Yi Cheng raised her little head and looked at the leaders of various races, then looked at Xiao Xuan.
Xiao Xuan nodded.
The imperial clan leader laughed heartily and said, "Of course! Today, young friend Yicheng, eat as much as you like. I guarantee that if you ever crave delicious food in the future, you are welcome to visit my Floating Life Imperial Clan. I dare not promise anything else, but you can sample all the rarest delicacies in the world."
"Haha! (☆▽☆)"
"It's so nice to be young and fresh, boss!"
At this moment, Yi Cheng felt an immense fondness for the white-bearded old man in front of her.
My master used to say that the area down the mountain was full of bad uncles and monsters who would easily trick children into mining and then not give them food. But this old man not only didn't let me mine, but also gave me food. He even said that I could eat as much goose as I wanted.
What a wonderful person!
When the goose returns, be sure to tell Master that there are still many good people down the mountain.
Seeing this, Xiao Xuan raised his eyebrows slightly, glanced at Fusheng Lunhui, and thought to himself, "When I really visit your house in the future, I hope you won't regret kicking me out."
"Big brother, you're so good to me, how about I come and mine for your family after I've eaten my fill?" Yi Cheng said, her small eyes wide. "Senior Sister Goose said we can't eat someone's food for free; we should repay even a small kindness tenfold."
"It means that you feed the goose, and the goose should repay you."
Yi Cheng was afraid that the person was not well-read and would not understand, so she specially explained it to them.
"Hehe, young friend, do you really want to repay this old man?"
"Yes, I'll take it."
"Alright, I don't need you to mine. There's someone coming to fight later, young friend, how about you give him a couple of punches? Of course, I won't let you help for nothing. Win or lose, I'll book the entire Eight Immortals Restaurant for ten days and ten nights, so you can eat to your heart's content. I'll also have top-quality spiritual ingredients prepared for you to enjoy. Oh, and top-quality spiritual meat too." Fusheng Lunhui immediately instructed his clansmen behind him, "Someone, send word back to the clan to bring all the clan's finest rare spiritual ingredients and high-end spiritual meat over for the chefs at the Eight Immortals Restaurant to prepare. Also, bring the clan's Crystal Glass Turtle and stew it with the ten-thousand-year-old Snow Ginseng to nourish young friend Yicheng."
"A turtle? Our family has a turtle too!" Yi Cheng asked, blinking her little eyes. "Big brother, is turtle soup delicious?"
"Of course."
Fusheng Reincarnation laughed loudly, "This Crystal Glass Turtle is a spiritual species that has lived for three thousand years. There are only a dozen or so on the entire continent, one of which is in my Fusheng Imperial Clan. I usually keep it as a pet and would never dare to cook it into soup. Today, I only did so because I saw that you, young friend Yicheng, are destined to meet me, so I specially ordered someone to cook it into soup for you to taste."
"You're so cute, do you want some candy?" Yi Cheng pulled a handful of pills from her bellyband.
Upon seeing this, everyone's eyelids twitched slightly.
They weren't interested in the high grade of the pills in the little guy's hand. In fact, their clan had plenty of fifth and sixth grade pills; only seventh and eighth grade pills were worth their attention.
What truly made their hearts race was that the little guy in front of them was eating these pills like candy.
This is a bit... scary!
Even a body at the Void Realm level couldn't withstand this kind of consumption.
"If you don't want to eat it, then eat the goose yourself."
As he spoke, Hachi stuffed the entire handful of pills into his mouth and began chewing.
"Goose, goose, so delicious, so sweet!"
Yi Cheng chuckled. In fact, after Qin Shou successfully refined the pill, he would use spiritual power to coat it with a layer of crystal honey, just like wrapping candy, so that Yi Cheng would enjoy it sweetly.
this! ! ! ! !
Watching the little guy swallow a handful of pills whole, everyone couldn't help but twitch their lips slightly.
Is this how you take fifth- or sixth-grade pills?
Although they wouldn't even look at any single fifth or sixth-grade pill on its own, you're eating them by the handful! What alchemist could possibly keep up with your pill-refining speed?
Other alchemists work hard for months, or even years, to refine a single batch of pills, and the quantity is limited. Spiritual herbs and medicines are even harder to come by. But she, on the other hand, ate dozens of pills in just a few bites.
It seems this person has powerful connections and resources from a powerful sect.
Everyone's mind was racing.
However, Yi Cheng was already sprawled on the table, eating and drinking voraciously.
After finishing each dish, Yi Cheng would widen her eyes and exclaim in amazement, "It's so delicious!"
The food cooked in the big black pot was certainly delicious, but it was all food she had never tasted before.
The ingredients at Baxianlou are almost all top-quality spiritual meats and materials, and the variety of ingredients is extensive, making it both exquisite and a great treat for the taste buds.
Of course, Yi Cheng only cares about taste, not refinement. Especially when faced with a large plate with only a small piece of meat the size of a palm, Yi Cheng gets upset, spits it out with a "Ugh" and looks disgusted.
"Hey bro, you're being really stingy! Such a big plate and such a tiny piece of meat!"
"Well.........."
Faced with Yi Cheng's disdain, Fu Sheng Lun Hui didn't know what to say, so he could only instruct the person to make the meat on the plate bigger.
But Yi Cheng's subsequent appetite truly astonished them.
Only then did they remember what Xiao Xuan had said earlier: "This isn't an ordinary little belly." "It's a magnificent little belly." "It can eat ten thousand catties of spiritual flesh without exploding!"
At first, they thought the boy was just joking, but who would have thought it might actually be true...?
But it doesn't matter. It's just a meal. What are the Ten Great Imperial Clans? They can afford to eat for a hundred years without sleep, let alone a meal.
However, what happened next made them change their minds to some extent.
Just because a day and a night had passed, the sun rose and the moon moved, and everything in the world was changing, the only thing that remained unchanged was the little chubby girl's eating speed, which was as fast as ever, only faster and faster, with absolutely no intention of slowing down.
"Young friend, that's spiritual flesh, containing immense energy. Won't it be bad for your health if you keep eating like this?"
"Life and Reincarnation" whispered words of comfort.
However, Yi Cheng, engrossed in her food, couldn't hear him at all. She just kept eating heartily, her small eyes narrowed into slits with happiness and never opened.
"Young friend, young friend..."
Fusheng Lunhui tried calling out twice more, but there was still no response, so he turned his gaze to Xiao Xuan.
Xiao Xuan shrugged. "Senior, my junior sister is so focused on how delicious this is, which dish to eat next, and whether there will be any left after this one is finished... she can't hear you."
"And if you make her happy while she's eating, everything will be fine. But if she's not happy, uh... um... hehe..."
Xiao Xuan gave a shy smile.
That smile contained everything and endless bitterness.
Fusheng Lunhui shook his head and said, "It's not that I'm worried about you spending too much energy, but rather that your physical body might not be able to withstand such a massive energy intake."
"Hehe, senior, you're overthinking it. To quote my junior sister, she's always only nine-tenths full."
"It's alright, it's alright."
Xiao Xuan smiled and waved his hand, and Fusheng Lunhui said nothing more.
And so, for a moment, all the geniuses and big shots from both the upper and lower realms tacitly fell silent, sitting quietly to the side waiting. They were all very curious about when this chubby little girl would be able to finish eating.
"Hmph, eat up, I hope this fat pig from the lower realm chokes to death."
A proud genius from the upper realm said angrily that one of his elder brothers had died at the hands of this chubby girl.
"Once the descendant of the immortal lord descends to earth, this little chubby girl's days will be over."
"Indeed, the Immortal Lord's bloodline is invincible; he will surely kill this little fat girl. We'll just wait and watch the show, hehe..."
......
One day later.
"Hachihachi."
Two days later.
"Hachihachi."
Three days later.
"Hah-ha-ha, hiccup~"
After finishing the last dish, Yi Cheng licked the plate clean and then lay down on the chair with her big belly sticking out.
Seeing this, everyone showed a relieved smile.
Fusheng Lunhui stepped forward, looking affectionately at Yicheng's little belly, and said, "Hehe, little friend Yicheng, you're finally full."
"Hiccup~"
Yi Cheng burped at the old man, "I'm not full yet. I saw there's no more food, so I want to rest for a while and wait for you guys to serve more."
"You guys are so slow serving the food, hiccup~ hiccup~ hiccup~ It's so funny~~, hee hee hee~~~~"
".............. " "?????? " "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!