Chapter 274 "Unyielding Spirit" Zhou Tianjiao, a man of unyielding integrity after a thousand years of slaughter! Carrying a snowman into the house!
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"Nonsense."
Zhou Xiansheng instinctively retorted.
However, the next moment, he was sucked into the purple gourd by a suction force.
"Hmph, you little punk, trying to mess with me."
Qin Shou raised the purple gourd and shook it. Inside the gourd, the universe was turned upside down, and the yin and yang energies circulated, constantly refining the two of them.
"Uncle."
Inside the gourd was a world unto itself, where the uncle and nephew stared at each other, working together to resist the erosion of the two energies of heaven and earth.
brush!
At that moment, another golden rope descended from the sky, bound Zhou Xiansheng, and pulled him out.
Snap!
As soon as Zhou Xiansheng appeared in the courtyard, he was slapped on the face.
The poor little guy looked completely bewildered, then opened his mouth and roared at Qin Shou, "You bastard, you hit people but you don't hit them...!"
Smack! Smack!
Before she could finish speaking, she received two more slaps on her face, the sound crisp and loud, and her cheeks instantly swelled up like balls.
"You child, how can you be so rude to Uncle Qin?"
Qin Shou said with a hint of resentment, "Come on, Uncle will give you a chance. Organize your thoughts and say it again. Remember to be polite this time."
As Qin Shou spoke, he casually put on a pair of iron gloves covered with iron spikes.
"Little Sheng, if you're still not polite this time, then Uncle Qin will have to play an eight-hour 'one-sided beating' game with you, yay!"
Damn it!
That awful combination of reduplicated and consonant sounds!
Zhou Xiansheng was furious, but even in the face of such an "inhumane" threat, his eyes remained resolute.
Hmph, we cultivators cultivate the Dao, which is about forging ahead without ever admitting defeat.
However, as the old saying goes, a true man can bend and stretch; it's okay to bow your head first when you're under someone else's roof.
What's more, their lives, and their uncle's, were in the hands of others.
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of implicating my uncle.
“Uncle Qin…”
Zhou Xiansheng called out weakly.
"Oh! Little Sheng is such a good boy!"
Qin Shou was delighted to hear Zhou Xiansheng's answer and patted Zhou Xiansheng's head, laughing, "Come on, little Sheng, what were you going to say to Uncle Qin just now?"
Pat my head!
This scoundrel is actually patting my head like I'm petting a dog!
Zhou Xiansheng felt deeply ashamed.
But then I thought about it again, and he didn't tease my little brother with the foxtail grass and then blackmail me into taking a picture with the photo stone, so it was already pretty good.
Hmm? That's not right!
Why would I have such a thought?! Why would I have such a thought?! ? ?
He's insulting me... and I actually thought he was being very kind...!!
Damn it! When I attain enlightenment one day, I will wash away this shame from my life.
"ah....... "
While Zhou Xiansheng was in a daze, he suddenly felt a pain in his mouth. When he came to his senses, he found that one of his front teeth had broken off.
"Little Sheng, Uncle is talking to you. What are you daydreaming about?"
Qin Shou was shaving his fingernails with a large sword in his hand.
Zhou Xiansheng: .....You're just talking nonsense, what kind of big sword are you using to pick my teeth?!
Zhou Xiansheng quickly organized his thoughts, "I said, 'Don't hit someone in the face.'"
Snap!
"You silly child, have you gone crazy from practicing cultivation?"
Qin Shou patted Zhou Xiansheng's face with his greatsword, "Tell me, if I don't hit someone in the face, why would I hit you?"
Zhou Xiansheng: .........What you said seems to make some sense.
"By the way, do you have anything valuable on you? Uncle will keep it for you."
"No. "
Snap snap snap...
Yes, yes, yes.
"That's more like it. Why lie to your elders? Honestly."
As Qin Shou's large hands groped Zhou Xiansheng's body, he muttered, "You're my brother Yun's nephew, which means you're my nephew too, so don't worry, your uncle won't kill you."
"Thank you... thank you, Uncle Qin."
"Don't mention it, it's just what an uncle should do."
Soon, Zhou Xiansheng was stripped naked by Qin Shou, leaving him only in a pair of shorts.
Zhou Xiansheng was bound naked to the ground with a golden rope, looking utterly hopeless.
"You took my Qiankun Ring, fine, but why did you have to take my clothes?"
"Wow, not bad at all. You also have a mid-grade spiritual treasure and two low-grade spiritual treasures."
Well, you've collected quite a few rare sword manuals. It's clear you really enjoy swordsmanship. If your uncle is in a good mood, he might be able to teach you a thing or two sometime.
These pills are rather inferior; there isn't even a single perfect-grade pill. I'm disgusted...
After Qin Shou opened the Qiankun Ring and examined it thoroughly, he was quite satisfied, as there were quite a few good things inside, as well as many rare and exotic items.
"Waaah... that's my accumulated wealth of hundreds of years..."
Zhou Xiansheng was about to cry.
Most of them were obtained by myself after going through countless dangers and visiting numerous secret and perilous places.
"Uncle Qin, could I exchange these treasures for my uncle's life?"
Zhou Xiansheng spoke with a hint of pride.
Qin Shou smiled and pinched Zhou Xiansheng's little face, saying, "Good boy, no."
You son of a bitch...
Zhou Xiansheng felt an urge to curse.
However, the moment this idea came to mind, it was met with a beating.
"Damn it, tell me, were you just cursing me in your mind?"
"No...no."
"Look, you're even stuttering."
*Clap clap clap...* *Bang bang bang...* *Biubiubiu...*
Half an hour later, Qin Shou sat in a rocking chair, supporting his back, and poured himself a cup of tea to moisten his throat.
Zhou Xiansheng lay on the ground, hunched over like a shrimp, silently weeping.
He was a proud and outstanding man, who had fought and bled without ever flinching, but he had never suffered such humiliation.
"Little Sheng, Uncle has a question for you."
"you say. "
Zhou Xiansheng said impatiently.
Snap snap snap...bang bang bang...biubiubiu...Olympics give it a try...
"Please tell me, please tell me, Uncle."
"Uncle doesn't want to talk about it anymore."
*Pat pa pa pa pa...* *Bang bang bang bang bang...* *Biubiubiubiubiubiu...*
"Aaaaaah... Awoooooo... Waaaaah..."
Half an hour later, Qin Shou unleashed his ultimate technique, the Thousand Year Kill. He killed Zhou Xiansheng repeatedly until Zhou Xiansheng's eyeballs nearly burst, leaving him looking utterly dejected and lifeless.
"You beast...you beast!!!"
Zhou Xiansheng cried out in a hoarse voice.
Tears streamed down my face uncontrollably.
You might as well tease my little brother with a foxtail grass instead.
"Whew...that feels so good!"
Qin Shou took off his iron gloves and stretched, facing the sea of clouds.
Then his gaze returned to Zhou Xiansheng.
Upon seeing this, Zhou Xiansheng was immediately terrified, his legs twitching and wriggling backward, desperately screaming, "Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"
"Little Sheng, be good, Uncle won't hit you anymore."
Qin Shou walked over and affectionately patted Zhou Xiansheng's head.
He said in a gentle voice, "Next time your uncle asks you a question, will you be able to answer it promptly?"
"Yes, yes, I can!"
Zhou Xiansheng wailed, tears streaming down his face.
At this moment, he, a prodigy, lost all pride. He was unafraid of bloodshed or death, but... sob sob sob~~~~
This person is truly a beast. He lives up to his name; when he acts like a beast, he's even worse than a human.
"That's right, sweetie, don't cry."
Qin Shou wiped the tears from Zhou Xiansheng's eyes with the sole of his foot and said, "Will you come looking for trouble with your uncle again next time?"
"I'm not coming, I'm really not coming."
Zhou Xiansheng shook his head frantically.
"Look at you, child. Anyone who didn't know better would think Uncle Qin was bullying you."
Zhou Xiansheng: "............" Didn't you bully me?
Qin Shou: "Oh, right, I just found a recording stone in your Qiankun Ring. I even took a picture of you as a souvenir."
"!!!!!!!"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Xiansheng's entire body instantly stiffened.
"Hey, how about I go get another bundle of foxtail grass? We can tease your brother together tonight, or you can tease your brother yourself, and I'll take a picture of you."
Qin Shou had a sudden inspiration.
Zhou Xiansheng, who had always been fearless, suddenly lost all will to live and pleaded pitifully:
"Waaaaah~~, no, my dear uncle!"
"Don't want it?" Qin Shou frowned. "So that means you want it?"
"No, no, no, I really don't want to!" Zhou Xiansheng shook his head like a rattle-drum.
"You really don't want it?"
"I really don't want it."
"Oh, never mind then."
Qin Shou was somewhat disheartened. Although his name was Qin Shou, he was not a beast at all; he was quite kind. After all, respecting others is respecting yourself.
"Little Saint, I've thought about it, and I still feel very sad about you bringing people to kill me."
Qin Shou pouted, tears glistening in his eyes, and looked at Zhou Xiansheng with a somewhat aggrieved expression.
Zhou Xiansheng felt uneasy under his gaze and could only look at him sincerely and say:
"Uncle, I was wrong."
"It's good that you know you were wrong. After all, admitting your mistakes and correcting them makes you a good child."
Qin Shou's eyes were filled with deep satisfaction, which made Zhou Xiansheng inwardly grumble, but he dared not show the slightest dissatisfaction in his eyes. Instead, he had to greet him with a smile.
"Little Sheng, your uncle and I are good brothers, and his nephew is my nephew. Since you're here today, your uncle will have to keep you here for a while."
Uncle gets bored easily, why don't you stay and play some games with him?
Qin Shou's eyes shone with affection, just like an elder looking at a younger person who came to visit.
Zhou Xiansheng's lips twitched at the sight. "No...no, I have matters to attend to in my sect."
"Um? "
Qin Shou slowly pulled out the tone.
Zhou Xiansheng immediately changed his tune:
"Okay, Uncle, I can't refuse your kind offer."
"Okay, here you go, cool off under the tree, enjoy the beautiful scenery on my hilltop, and take a rest."
"Thank you, Uncle."
"You're welcome. "
brush!
The Qin beast pulled the Immortal Binding Rope and hung Zhou Xiansheng directly under the old mulberry tree.
"Hey, uncle, could you please give me some clothes to cover myself?"
"What! You want to play the Thousand Years of Death?"
"I said I wanted to put on some clothes."
"What! You want to keep killing???"
“…” Zhou Xiansheng said, “It’s alright, Uncle.”
"OK. "
Qin Shou clapped his hands, walked to the edge of the cliff, and called out to the vast wilderness, "Yi Cheng, come back to play the game!"
Soon, a voice echoed back from the Great Wilderness.
"Master, the goose is building a snowman. We'll go back later..."
"Hey, why have you started building snowmen again?"
Qin Shou walked into the Spirit Garden and picked a small basket of grapes. Then he lay down under the peach tree, swaying back and forth in the bamboo chair, slowly sipping the grapes while humming a little tune.
Why do you smell like her perfume on you...?
......
In the afternoon, Yicheng carried a big snowman on her back and ran up the mountain happily.
"Master, Master, the goose is back!"
A rosy smile graced Yi Cheng's chubby little face.
"Master, look! The goose has built a snowman. Doesn't it look like a goose? Goose, goose, goose..."
"Where is it? Let me see."
Qin Shou feigned surprise and circled the snowman. To be honest, if Yi Cheng hadn't told him, Qin Shou wouldn't have even been able to tell that it was a small snowman.
"My goodness, it looks so much like it, especially that big belly, it's the most similar."
"Goose, goose, goose, Master, isn't the goose amazing?"
Yi Cheng grinned, tilting her chubby little face up in a smug way.
"That's impressive!"
Qin Shou pinched the chubby cheeks of Yi Cheng and laughed, "Where are Little Fatty and Black Rabbit? Why didn't they come back with you?"
"After the geese finished building the snowman, they couldn't wait to run back and show it to you. They're slow runners, so they won't get home for a while."
"Okay, go wash your hands first. We'll eat when Little Fatty and Black Rabbit come back."
"Uh-huh. "
Yi Cheng nodded her little head and ran into the house carrying the snowman on her back.
Qin Beast: ? ? ?
"Yi Cheng, what are you doing?"
"Master, the goose wants to hide the snowman inside the house; the goose wants to sleep with it at night."
Qin Shou:..............Suddenly I feel like all my decades of education have been wasted.
"Yi Cheng, the snowman will melt if you bring it inside."
Qin Shou shouted into the house.
"Huh?" Yi Cheng came running out, carrying the little snowman on her back, and looked up to ask, "Master, why did the little snowman melt?"
Qin Shou explained, "Because the indoor temperature is high, the snowman needs to be kept frozen in sub-zero temperatures."
Yi Cheng scratched his head. "Master, what is below zero?"
"Below zero means..." Qin Shou paused for a moment, then gestured, "It means very cold."
"How cold is 'very cold'?"
"Hey, why are you getting so hung up on this?"
"Master, the goose isn't being stubborn!" Yi Cheng waved her hands frantically. "Why don't you go ask Senior Brother and Big Blue Ox?"
Qin Beast: "............."
"Whatever you want."
Qin Shou waved his hand.
Yi Cheng clearly didn't believe it, thinking that her master wanted to steal her snowman, so she carried the snowman back into the house with a "da da da" sound.
Qin Shou watched the little guy's retreating figure, feeling melancholy... Sister Cheng, I beg you to improve your intelligence, okay?