Chapter 133 Even More Amazing!

Chapter 133 Even More Amazing!

"Wait a minute, I'll get it to you right away."

Yun Yang was so frightened that she covered her eyes.

She absolutely refused to take that thing.

Unless you can get rid of menstrual cramps.

Almost simultaneously, Fu Xiaoting pulled her over.

The next second, her face slammed into a warm, hard chest.

The familiar scent of fir trees instantly enveloped her.

She buried herself completely in Fu Xiaoting's arms.

They blocked all seven of her orifices.

【Ahhhh, sister, don't look!】

I think if he's small, I'll laugh at him mercilessly!

Yun Yang: "..."

She thought sullenly, "Xiaoting, if you don't let go, I might become the first time traveler in history to suffocate from chest muscles."

Just then, Hamburger finally brought out his treasure.

It was a delicate, small glass bottle, only the size of a thumb, filled with a blood-red liquid.

He held up the small medicine bottle, and his previously slow speech suddenly became incredibly fluent.

"This is my greatest research achievement."

His face was filled with fervor and pride.

"I think I'm so awesome, so I named this medicine 'Even Awesome'."

"Once this medicine is used, no matter who it is, they will immediately lose their excretory function."

Hamburg paused, then took out another small medicine bottle containing a milky white liquid from his pocket.

"Of course, there's a cure for every illness."

"This is the antidote, called 'Ox'."

"However, once you take 'Gengniu', you will need to take 'Niu' for life to maintain normal physiological functions."

Yun Yang had already broken free from Fu Xiaoting's arms the moment Hamburger took out the first small medicine bottle.

She opened her eyes wide and stared curiously at the two small bottles.

I had misunderstood.

Yun Yang silently apologized to herself.

Indeed, it's even more amazing!

Use it once, and you'll never be able to defecate again.

This is simply a top-tier weapon that kills without shedding blood!

Seeing Yun Yang's interested expression, Hamburger generously said, "This one is even more amazing. I can give it to Butler Yun as a gift."

Yun Yang's eyes lit up instantly.

Give it to her?

"Really? Then could you also pack the 'cow' and send it to me?"

She's really worried!

He was worried about how to control Zhang Yan, that hot potato, if he were to be released.

If they had these two bottles of miraculous medicine, wouldn't that be like putting an invisible tight band around Zhang Yan's neck?

At that time, his life's biggest problems will be entirely in her hands!

It's practically the perfect remedy for home and travel—oops, I mean, for controlling your enemies!

Hamburg looked into Yun Yang's bright eyes and nodded.

"Can."

"But I also want to try that chicken cutlet you made that's bigger than a head."

"No problem! I'll arrange ten for you, let alone one!"

Yun Yang agreed without hesitation.

A penis is worthless.

Such a miraculous drug, this is a huge profit.

Yun Yang was happily making plans, completely unaware that Fu Xiaoting's face next to her had turned so dark it could drip ink.

She turned around and headed towards the kitchen.

However, just as he took a step, his wrist was grabbed from behind.

When Yun Yang turned around, she met Fu Xiaoting's gloomy eyes.

He didn't say a word, but as if asserting his dominance, he held her hand tightly and then intertwined their fingers.

Yun Yang stared blankly at their clasped hands.

What's wrong now, Xiaoting?

Before she could even speak, Hamburger became agitated.

"You...you let her go..."

If looks could kill, Fu Xiaoting would have already torn Hamburg to pieces by now.

This stutterer dares to order me around?

He wants to die!

let go?

impossible!

Never in this lifetime!

Fu Xiaoting not only didn't loosen his grip, but instead intensified his efforts, stretching out his long arm to pull Yun Yang into his arms and hold her tightly.

Yun Yang: "..."

She was truly helpless.

"Sir, how can I cook if you're holding me like this?"

She looked up at the man's taut, handsome face and tried to reason with him.

Hamburger nodded sharply in the tree.

"It is...that is it."

That's what he meant too.

Make it quickly, I want to eat it.

...

Soon, the sizzling sound of oil in the pan and the enticing aroma filled the kitchen.

Yunyang coated the marinated extra-large chicken cutlet with a thick layer of egg wash, then evenly coated it with breadcrumbs, and carefully placed it into the boiling oil.

The chicken cutlet tumbled in the oil and quickly turned into an enticing golden brown.

Hamburger and Shin stood on either side of the stove, like two hungry little birds, their eyes fixed on the pot.

Finally, the first giant chicken cutlet, bigger than a human face, is freshly made.

The golden, crispy crust was still sizzling with oil, and the rich aroma of meat instantly filled the entire kitchen.

As soon as Yunyang took the chicken cutlet out of the water and put it on a plate lined with absorbent paper, Hamburger eagerly came over.

"Should I cut it?" Yun Yang picked up the knife.

After all, it's such a big piece; it seems a bit unseemly to just grab it and bite into it.

Before Hamburg could answer, Shin-chan snatched the plate from him.

"don't want!"

The little guy is small but strong. He carried a plate bigger than his face to the table and began to eat heartily by himself.

Hamburg watched his son eat so heartily and secretly swallowed.

It's alright, the children should eat first, that's only right.

He stood quietly in place, waiting expectantly for the second piece.

Soon, the second chicken cutlet was cooked.

It's still so golden, so crispy, and so fragrant.

However, just as Hamburg reached out to take the plate...

Fu Xiaoting, who was just struggling with the fish, seemed to have a third eye. Like a gust of wind, he instantly rushed to the stove, picked up the plate, and left.

The movements were completed in one smooth motion.

Hamburger: "..."

His outstretched hand froze in mid-air.

Looking at the empty table in front of him, he sighed silently.

Well, Fu Xiaoting is the host, and he's just an uninvited guest. It's normal for the host to eat first.

He can continue to wait.

When the third chicken cutlet was finally cooked to everyone's delight, Fu Xiaoting had already devoured the one in his hand in a flash.

Those hawk-like eyes once again precisely locked onto the plate in Yun Yang's hand.

Seeing that Fu Xiaoting was about to use the same trick again, Hamburger's expression finally changed.

This is intolerable!

However, this time before he could make a move, Yun Yang protected the plate first.

"Sir, you need to control your diet."

"Okay, I'll do whatever you say, sister."

Fu Xiaoting stopped what he was doing and stared at Yun Yang expectantly, looking incredibly obedient.

Yun Yang looked at Fu Xiaoting's handsome face, which was perfect from every angle, and sighed helplessly.

Xiaoting, you smell like vinegar-soaked tea.

However, it seems that his condition has stabilized, and he won't eat if he's not allowed to.

Who said our Xiaoting has a mental illness? Our Xiaoting is perfectly fine.

Hamburger finally got to eat it as he wished.

He first took a deep breath of the domineering aroma, then opened his mouth and took a big bite.

"Crack—"

The crispy outer shell cracked open, and the scalding hot juices burst in your mouth.

The chicken is tender and juicy, marinated to perfection, with a savory and slightly sweet and spicy flavor that creates an incredibly rich and complex taste.

It's so delicious!

Hamburger's eyes narrowed with happiness as he ate without even looking up.

This was simply the most delicious thing he had ever eaten in his life!

Yun Yang smiled with satisfaction as she looked at his blissful expression.

After he finished eating, Yunyang wiped her hands and reached out her hand to him.

"Now can you give me the 'cow'?"

Hamburger, feeling obligated to help, readily reached for the medicine bottle.

But Shin-chan, who had just finished a whole chicken cutlet, looked at his father with a shocked expression when he heard Yun Yang's words.

"Dad, can you still give yours to others?"

The little guy covered his small body with a serious expression and said righteously:

"My shortcomings are something I'm born with!"

Yun Yang: "..."

Hamburger: "..."

Yun Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud when she saw Xiao Xin's serious and adorable expression.

She took the small medicine bottle from Hamburger and deliberately waved the white one in front of Shin-chan.

"Xiaoxin, look, this bottle of medicine is called 'Cow'."

Shin-chan nodded in sudden realization, then looked at his father with an expression of immense admiration.

"He's just as good as my dad!"

"It can even turn nn into medicine!"