Chapter 91 Fu Xiaoting, you can't eat Yun Yang!

Chapter 91 Fu Xiaoting, you can't eat Yun Yang!

Zhang Yan looked at the unremarkable egg in Xiao Xin's hand, which even smelled strange, and then remembered what the system had said.

It's not poisonous.

But it can bring me closer to the Little Prince.

He quickly weighed the pros and cons in his mind.

Because of Yun Yang, Fu Xiaoting couldn't get involved at all.

If they could win over this royal prince, it would undoubtedly be a huge shortcut.

Heaven has given him a second chance, and he will live well no matter where he is.

Let's give it our all!

"How could that be?" Zhang Yan's face regained its gentle and perfect smile, her voice so tender it could melt your heart.

"My brother loves things that Shin-chan made himself, so how could he possibly dislike them?"

He carefully peeled the eggshell, and the pungent smell instantly intensified tenfold, rushing straight to the top of his head.

Zhang Yan's smile froze for a moment, her stomach churning.

He fought back his urge to vomit, screaming inwardly: "System, you son of a bitch! What kind of local specialty is this?! From the toilet?!"

System: [Aba aba...]

Shin-chan blinked his innocent blue eyes, looking at him expectantly.

"Brother, why haven't you eaten yet?"

Just as Zhang Yan was about to put the egg in his mouth, seemingly ready to die, a clear female voice rang out.

"Shin-chan!"

A woman suddenly appeared and grabbed Shin-chan's ear.

It's Shen Mingyue.

Her eyebrows furrowed, and she demanded fiercely, "What are you up to now, you little brat? How dare you bully my man!"

Shin-chan's ears were being pulled, and he winced in pain, but he was not convinced at all.

He retorted, "I didn't bully him! The eggs I painstakingly cooked were for him to eat!"

Shen Mingyue scoffed, released her grip, and glanced at the egg with disdain.

"Give me a break. You painstakingly boiled eggs? I was tired of this trick when I was a kid. Do you think I don't know what you used to boil them?"

"The smell of urine is just from your virgin urination."

Child's urine as testicles?!

Zhang Yan's face instantly turned from deathly pale to ashen.

Unable to suppress the nausea churning in his stomach any longer, he abruptly turned around and began to dry heave against the corner of the wall.

Thank goodness I didn't eat it!

He felt that if he actually ate that stuff, he would never be able to hold his head high again in this lifetime.

Shen Mingyue grabbed Xiaoxin by the back of his collar and dragged him into the kitchen like a chick.

"Yunyang! Look what this brat has done!" Shen Mingyue pushed Xiaoxin in front of Yunyang and began to complain.

After hearing the whole story, Yun Yang was not angry at all; instead, she couldn't help but laugh.

She knelt down and ruffled Shin-chan's golden hair, her voice filled with laughter.

"Our Shin-chan is so great, he even knows how to share."

As she spoke, she picked up a magic wand cookie from the plate and put it in Shin-chan's hand.

"This is a reward for you, well done."

Xiao Xin's mood immediately brightened, and he happily munched on his cookie, even making a face at Shen Mingyue.

Shen Mingyue could hardly believe her eyes. She rolled her eyes dramatically: "Yunyang, are you crazy? Spoiling a child is like killing a child, don't you understand?"

Yun Yang stood up, a faint smile on her face.

"Didn't your parents spoil you?"

One sentence from him completely stumped Shen Mingyue.

She paused for a moment, and images from her childhood involuntarily surfaced in her mind.

Back then, she put earthworms into her father's teacup. When her mother found out, instead of scolding her, she praised her, saying, "Our Yueyue is so clever; she even knows to add some high-protein to her father's tea."

Although her father's face turned green, he still smiled and patted her head in the end.

They were always like that, indulging her unconditionally no matter what outrageous things she did, praising her as the smartest and most unique darling in the world.

Shen Mingyue suddenly felt that what Yun Yang said didn't seem to make any mistakes.

Because she has the best parents in the world, when they said they hoped she could marry Fu Xiaoting, a mute man, she only hesitated for a moment before coming.

Just then, a highly aggressive gaze fixed on the virgin boy's urine egg in Shen Mingyue's hand.

Fu Xiaoting, who had been ignored by everyone, had already finished half a plate of fried soybeans without anyone noticing.

His Adam's apple bobbed uncontrollably.

His handsome face was filled with two words: "Want to eat."

The next second, he moved.

Like a cheetah locking onto its prey, it pounced on Shen Mingyue!

Yun Yang noticed immediately that something was wrong with him.

Just as he was about to pounce on Shen Mingyue, Yun Yang rushed over without thinking and opened her arms to block him.

"Sir! You can't eat that!" Yun Yang shouted anxiously.

At the same time, her feelings were flooding his mind.

【Xiaoting! You're so hungry, you can eat anything!】

If you eat that, you can forget about kissing me forever! Forever and ever! Do you hear me?!

Fu Xiaoting seemed to have been paused, frozen in place, his deep black eyes staring straight at Yun Yang.

Yun Yang felt uneasy under his gaze.

The next second, he pounced straight at Yun Yang!

Before Yunyang could react...

"Ah—!" Shen Mingyue screamed first, "Fu Xiaoting! You can't eat Yun Yang!"

The scream successfully attracted Guchiro, who had just chased after them from outside.

As soon as Jujiro entered the door, he saw his husband pouncing on Yunyang in a fierce manner.

In a flash, Jujiro rushed forward and grabbed Fu Xiaoting tightly around the waist from behind.

"Sir! Please calm down, sir!"

Fu Xiaoting almost choked to death by the tightness of the man. He struggled a couple of times but found that Brother Ji was incredibly strong and he couldn't break free at all.

Fu Xiaoting had no choice but to give up. He raised his hand in frustration and pointed randomly at the plate of fried soybeans on the table.

Gukiro breathed a huge sigh of relief.

It seems the gentleman has regained consciousness!

"Sir, you would like to eat beans, would you? Sure, sure, I'll get them for you right away."

As he spoke, Jujiro released his arms that were restraining Fu Xiaoting.

However, he was too happy too soon.

Once Fu Xiaoting regained his freedom, he didn't even glance at the plate of beans, and once again pounced on Yun Yang like an arrow released from a bow!

It was so fast that no one could react in time!

Under the shocked gazes of everyone, Fu Xiaoting stretched out his long arm, grabbed Yun Yang's slender waist, and pulled her into his arms.

Then, he lowered his head and kissed her precisely with his burning lips.

The entire kitchen fell into a deathly silence instantly.

Shen Mingyue was so shocked that her mouth dropped open.

Shin-chan stopped eating the cookie.

Pan'er was so frightened that she hid behind the stove.

Giulio stood frozen in place, his expression more painful than tears.

Yunyang, who was in the eye of the storm, had a blank mind.

She only felt a warm, soft touch on her lips, and the pleasant scent of fir wood emanating from Fu Xiaoting enveloped her completely.

Then, a confident, even slightly joyful, thought clearly entered her mind.

[After the kiss, can we eat now?]

Yun Yang: "..."

I'm impressed, I'll really thank you.

Is this even the point?!

She shoved Fu Xiaoting away abruptly, her cheeks flushed red. Forgetting all about being shy, she yelled at the still-frozen Shen Mingyue:

"Shen Mingyue! Throw that egg away! Quickly!"

Shen Mingyue was brought back to her senses by her shout and threw the egg away without hesitation, as if it were a hot potato.

Because Fu Xiaoting had gone mad, Jujiro had called in all the bodyguards outside, and the small kitchen was soon packed with people.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Zhang Yan quietly slipped in.

He had just stood at the doorway, still not understanding what was going on, when he heard Shen Mingyue shout:

"Dr. Zhang, catch!"

An unidentified yellow and white object flew towards his face.

Zhang Yan subconsciously raised his hand to catch it, and a familiar pungent smell immediately entered his nostrils.

It's that egg again!!!

Before he could throw the thing away, he felt a cold, piercing gaze fall upon him.

Zhang Yan stiffly raised her head, meeting Fu Xiaoting's dark, inky eyes.

For some reason, he felt that Fu Xiaoting's eyes were a little scary at that moment.

It was a look that was a mixture of rage and murderous intent.

A chill ran down his spine, and he couldn't help but mentally call out to the system: [What's going on? What does he want?]

[Don't worry, host. According to the analysis, the male protagonist just wants to eat eggs.] The system quickly provided its answer.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Yan breathed a huge sigh of relief.

So you just wanted to eat.

Let him eat if he wants, just don't let him eat.

He immediately put on an understanding expression, pretending not to know anything, and handed the egg forward.

"Sir, is this what you want?"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the kitchen looked at him as if he were an idiot.

Jukiro's expression changed drastically, and he roared hoarsely, "We can't give it to the gentleman!"

However, it was all too late.

Just when Zhang Yan thought Fu Xiaoting would take the egg, Fu Xiaoting suddenly raised his hand.

"Smack—!"

A crisp sound.

He slapped the virgin boy's urine ball away hard, and it smashed to pieces against the wall.

Immediately afterwards, a large, cold hand, with the force of thunder, gripped Zhang Yan's neck tightly!

"Well……"

Zhang Yan's breath was instantly choked, and her feet were even lifted slightly off the ground.

He met Fu Xiaoting's eyes in horror.

Those eyes were filled with a chilling, ruthless, and murderous intent, as if they wanted to devour him alive.

Kill him! Kill him! If it weren't for him, I wouldn't die!!!