Chapter 69 The female lead is back, with the male lead's hemorrhoids!

Chapter 69 The female lead is back, with the male lead's hemorrhoids!

The dizzying, weightless feeling seemed to last only a moment.

When Li Yuan regained consciousness, he was awakened by pain.

pain.

The pain was excruciating.

Every bone and every inch of skin in my body was screaming in excruciating pain.

Especially his legs.

It felt like being forcibly sawed open with a chainsaw and then repeatedly seared with a soldering iron.

He tried to open his eyes, but his eyelids felt as heavy as if they were filled with lead.

The surrounding area smelled strongly of disinfectant and was filled with the beeping sounds of medical equipment.

Is he still alive?

Was she taken to the hospital by ambulance?

That's true. Although his parents are unreliable, they are at least rich. They can't just leave him to die under the overpass.

He was lost in thought, trying to analyze his current situation from the excruciating pain.

A cold, emotionless voice suddenly rang in his mind.

"So, you're the new guy?"

who?

Who is speaking?

Li Yuan jolted awake, his survival instinct instantly bringing him to his senses.

The sound wasn't heard through the ears.

It appeared directly in his mind!

"No need to look anymore, I'm right inside your body."

"I am dying, and you are here to take my place."

Li Yuan's mind went blank for a moment, and he was completely stunned.

What's going on?

A scene of possession?

Are you scared?

The voice seemed to sense his panic, its tone carrying a blatant mockery.

"But you'll get used to it soon."

"After all, survival is more important than anything else, isn't it?"

Li Yuan hadn't had time to process this huge amount of information.

Then the voice dropped another bombshell.

Beware of those who can read your mind.

Li Yuan's heart skipped a beat.

Mind reading?

"They could be anyone, any age, any identity."

"They will disguise themselves in various ways to get close to you and flatter you."

"Their only goal is to win you over."

The voice paused, as if recalling something.

"When I was ten years old, I killed one with my own hands."

Li-Yuan-'s-pupil-shrunk-suddenly!

Ten years old?

kill?

What is all this nonsense?!

"He failed."

"Strategy failed, the next one will be here soon."

“They will leech on you in the name of love, suck your blood, control your mind, and take everything away from you.”

"When you are no longer of any use to them, they will discard you like trash without any mercy."

"so……"

The voice grew weaker and weaker.

Like a candle about to burn out, with only a sliver of light left.

"He must be killed..."

"Kill that raider..."

"Only then can you... survive... in this world..."

The sound abruptly stopped.

Li Yuan felt that the last trace of energy that didn't belong to him in his body had completely dissipated.

At the same time, a vast, chaotic flood of memories, not belonging to him, surged into his mind like a burst dam!

The Fu family.

Head of the household.

Assassination.

Car accident.

It turns out that he had the car accident at the same time.

The novel's protagonist, Fu Xiaoting, also experiences a meticulously planned car accident.

Fu Xiaoting was seriously injured on the spot and was taken back to Xiaoyuan for emergency treatment.

Because they insisted on not using anesthesia.

He was alive and well, on the operating table, suffering so much pain that he was left with only his last breath.

Then, Li Yuan arrived.

He became the new Fu Xiaoting.

...

Fu Xiaoting slowly straightened up from the door panel.

He walked to the window and drew back the heavy curtains.

The moonlight from outside the window quietly streamed in.

The period immediately after I transmigrated here was like hell.

He has no system, no cheat codes, he only has his brain.

I live every day as if I'm walking on thin ice.

Although he possessed Fu Xiaoting's memories, they were like a hard drive with enormous memory but extremely poor retrieval capabilities.

Most of the time it's a complete mess.

Occasionally, a fragment or two would pop up, and they were all domineering CEO quotes like "It's getting cold, let the Wang family go bankrupt."

What's the point!

He didn't even know how many toilets were in the Fu family's villa!

In order not to be exposed, he had to pretend.

He imitated the original owner, pretending to be profound, cold, and cruel.

Fortunately, Fu Xiaoting is mute and doesn't need to speak.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to get past the Giulio hurdle alone.

Sigh, it's all tears when I think about it. He couldn't even decide what he wanted to eat.

Every day, the housekeeper and servants would bring a bunch of green vegetables to Fu Xiaoting, the original owner of the house, according to his preferences.

He couldn't eat anything, and he was never full.

Until Yunyang appeared.

That day, she made him a scallion pancake.

The golden, crispy crust is sprinkled with a layer of bright green scallions.

The rich aroma of scallion oil instantly overwhelmed all his senses.

That was the first time he had smelled such a warm, homey scent since he transmigrated here.

It smells very good.

It was the most delicious thing he had ever eaten in his life.

At that moment, for the first time, he truly felt that he was still alive...

The night of my hemorrhoid surgery.

In her half-awake state, she mumbled something in a daze.

People with hemorrhoids should not eat barbecue.

For the first time, he doubted her identity.

Even today.

She shouted that at him.

"Don't treat them like that, they're so pitiful~"

He finally realized that she was the one who had won him over.

Now that he's calmed down, Fu Xiaoting roughly understands why he was so angry just now.

He was angry that she didn't believe in him.

Clearly...

He had clearly revealed his truest self to her through his heartfelt words.

He's already been so honest.

She still had to pretend to be stupid in front of him.

Be wary of him.

He walked to the window and saw Yun Yang's small figure stride confidently into the kitchen.

Looks like I'm hungry again.

Fu Xiaoting's lips unconsciously curved upwards into a tiny arc.

"He only thinks about food as soon as he gets back, how could he have any bad intentions?"

He muttered a complaint under his breath.

perhaps……

Perhaps she has a system.

The system told her that the original owner, Fu Xiaoting, was a very dangerous person, which is why she dared not easily reveal her identity.

It's pretty good. He's brewing something, and although he looks silly, he's actually quite shrewd.

Fu Xiaoting's smile hadn't even faded yet.

The next second.

A sharp, familiar sting suddenly shot through a certain unspeakable spot on his buttocks!

hiss--

They've already cut them all off, and they still won't let people live in peace.

Fu Xiaoting gritted his teeth, enduring the excruciating pain that was driving him almost mad, and slowly, step by step, moved toward the desk.

He reached for the phone on the table.

He opened the chat window with Giulio and coldly typed two words.

【doctor. 】

After thinking about it, I realized it wasn't urgent enough.

So he added two more words at the end.

【Now. 】

Very good, concise and to the point.

Fu Xiaoting pressed the send button with satisfaction.

The phone vibrated almost instantly.

The message from Giulio arrived at lightning speed.

【Sir! It just so happens that Dr. Zhang's son has successfully completed his studies and is downstairs right now! I'll bring him up immediately to treat you!】

Fu Xiaoting's vision went black, and his buttocks hurt even more.

Is there really no one else available?

He irritably threw his phone aside, then sprawled out on the bed in a "big" shape.

...

at the same time.

An enticing aroma of sour and spicy flavors wafted from the kitchen.

Yun Yang hummed an off-key tune as she happily cooked herself some Fuding-style sliced ​​pork.

The more stressed you are, the more you want to eat.

A bowl of sour, spicy, and tender sliced ​​meat soup will save you from insomnia at night.

The tender slices of meat rolled in the soup and soon floated to the surface.

Add seaweed, pickled mustard greens, and cilantro, and finally drizzle with the soul of the dish: rice vinegar and chili oil.

A bowl of delicious and visually appealing Fuding-style sliced ​​meat is now ready.

Yun Yang took a deep breath, and that familiar, domineering sour and spicy smell instantly rushed into her nasal cavity.

Ah, my life is complete.

She had just picked up her spoon, ready to dig in.

In my mind, the system suddenly started beeping.

The female lead is back! She's really back!

Yunyang scooped up a spoonful of glistening slices of meat, blew on it, and put it in her mouth.

Mmm, delicious!

She squinted her eyes happily and gave a muffled "hmm" in response.

The system seemed quite dissatisfied with her perfunctory attitude.

The female lead is back! Aren't you even a little bit excited?!

Yunyang scooped up another large spoonful and drank it down, soup and meat alike.

Why are you so excited?

What's there to be happy about when that idiot colleague comes back?

She had read countless novels and had never seen a female protagonist being thrown into the Arctic Ocean by the male protagonist.

Besides, even if the world revolves around the female lead, Yun Yang is still living in the first person, okay?

Of all things under heaven, eating is the most important.

The system fell silent.

After several seconds, it let out a reluctant groan.

【snort! 】

Then, there was no more sound.

Yunyang guessed that it must have run off to its beloved female lead to curry favor.

Good riddance.

A peaceful and quiet environment.

...

upstairs.

Fu Xiaoting's door was gently pushed open from the outside.

It is Giulio.

He respectfully turned to the side and gestured for the person behind him to proceed.

A young man wearing a white lab coat and gold-rimmed glasses walked in.

The man looked to be around twenty-five or twenty-six years old, with a slender build, handsome features, and a perfectly gentle smile on his lips.

Lying on the bed, Fu Xiaoting, in excruciating pain, struggled to lift his head and glanced towards the door.

All I could see was a white lab coat.

Seeing this, Jujiro said to Zhang Yan, "Quickly! Quickly take out your token and let the master take a look!"

Zhang Yan nodded and slowly took a small glass bottle out of the pocket of his white coat.

The bottle was sealed well and contained a clear liquid.

And within that liquid, there was a small, pink, indescribable object.

Zhang Yan held the small bottle, took two steps forward, and stopped three meters away from Fu Xiaoting.

"Sir, my father told me before he left that you are naturally suspicious and not easily trusting."

“They specifically gave this to me as a token.”

"I really am Dr. Zhang's son, Zhang Yan."

Fu Xiaoting: "???"

That sound?

It sounds familiar.

Jujiro took the bottle with both hands and walked quickly to Fu Xiaoting.

“Sir, I recognize it. This really is a hemorrhoid that was removed from your body.”

Fu Xiaoting: "?!"

Only then did he condescend to look up.

One glance, and my pupils dilated.

What Zhang Yan?

This... isn't this Gu Yan?