Chapter 130 The few erotic novels I stole back then
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So she wasn't sad, just... a little uncomfortable!
If the host is uncomfortable, they will be unhappy!
The little system can't stand seeing its host unhappy; it has to do something to make its host happy.
The little system's brain started working rapidly, the motherboard and UPC were practically smoking, and suddenly its eyes lit up.
"Host, let's go into the mountains and go treasure hunting!"
Bai Nuo lay lazily on Hei Feng's back and said in a lazy and indifferent tone, "Where would you find treasures in this remote and impoverished place? The living conditions in Qishui Brigade are just a little better than other brigades. That's because Weijia Village had a good foundation in the past, and my captain uncle is very capable. No one starved to death during the famine years. But that doesn't mean that Qishui Brigade is rich."
"But there used to be local gentry and landlords around here, in the neighboring brigades. Before they fled, those old landlords would hide some gold and silver treasures that were hard to take with them in the nearby mountains."
There were no landlords in Qishui Brigade before, but several nearby brigades did. The old landlord would definitely have hidden his things in Qishui Brigade for that reason, so they wouldn't be discovered. That's how it's always written in novels.
Bai Nuo thought about it for a moment and realized that this fart made sense, so he quickly sat up and turned to look at the western mountain of the village.
"Are you talking about those novels we stole from under the pillow of that brat's kid at the third-in-command's house in Base One?"
Bai Nuo's lips twitched slightly, looking utterly bewildered: "Didn't you tell me those novels were erotic and that's why you wouldn't let me read them? You actually read them behind my back?"
System: "Huh???"
"That's not right." Bai Nuo looked puzzled. "Do erotic novels also include stories about landlords hiding things?"
"Um... there are also some erotic stories set in historical periods, where an old landlord hides treasures in the mountains, and even though his children and grandchildren later live in cowsheds, they still have the means to seduce the female lead."
"Holy crap, you actually watched it behind my back? You, are you even a proper system anymore?"
Bai Nuo waved his hand and pulled the small system out of the system space. He held it in front of him with both hands and examined the system, which had suddenly changed color, from top to bottom with a strange expression.
"I, of course I'm a legitimate system." The little system was being examined over and over by its host, and it was almost seeing stars, but it was still stubbornly trying to clear its name.
"Moreover, I didn't watch the later parts of the story. I only watched the main plot at the beginning, and I stopped watching when I got to the part about sauce and broth."
"I don't believe you unless you show it to me." Bai Nuo held up the small system, looking very serious.
"No, it's possible, absolutely not!"
The system hugged itself tightly, refusing without the slightest hesitation.
"Let me tell you, Bai Niu Niu, this is absolutely impossible. You're not even an adult yet, I'm telling you. You're just a little girl, how dare you look at that kind of nonsense? I'll beat you up if you're not careful."
The little system raised its tiny fist, which looked like it could be crushed with a single squeeze, and threatened its unreliable underage host with a fierce expression.
"Oh my, our little Tong is so cute!" Bai Nuo said in a strange tone, her voice soft and gentle, as she grabbed the little system's waist with one hand and poked the little system's soft cheek with the other.
I wonder what material her system is made of. It looks like a small robot with a metal exterior. It's cute, but it should look hard and solid.
But you only know when you touch it that its metallic exterior feels just like a baby's skin—delicate, soft, and easy to rub.
"Fine, then don't look. But you're not allowed to look anymore either." Her system was clearly not an adult system; everyone was the same, and no one was allowed to look.
"No, did you forget about those books and return them?"
Bai Nuo was taken aback, then suddenly remembered a good deed she had done in her past life, and her lips twitched slightly.
"It seems there is such a thing!"
"Of course."
Even now, the little system feels a chill run down its spine when it thinks back on it. It glares angrily at Bai Nuo, determined to help its host recall the despicable things she did.