
Can I Uninstall This Romance System!?!
朕能卸載這戀愛系統嗎!?
Author: 花近溪
Status: COMPLETED
Added: 2025-11-30
Genres: BL, Danmei, For Female, Historical, Rebirth, Romance, System
Description
Copywriting: ★Recommend pre-collection "The Little Husband is Beautiful and Spoiled" Sweet text with age and height difference 9222888★Another recommendation: "Pregnant with the Enemies' Child After Escaping Marriage" Delicate and coquettish little prince vs. split-personality madman first assistant***In my previous life, I was forced to yield to the imperial court, working until I coughed up blood, yet I was still betrayed by everyone.!
Now I am reborn. Whoever wants to be a doormat can be one. I will equally isolate all ungrateful wretches!
However, I am bound to a romance system that constantly pops up strange tasks.
"Please act cute for Prime Minister Su."
"What nonsense is this!?"
"Please touch abs (0/1) to activate one-key return to city."
"No touching through clothes, please try again."
"I *&#amp;amp;#@+!!!"
"Please feed General Xie something to eat."
"Please spend half an hour alone with the Prince of Yong."
"Please get into bed."
"..."
***
Years later.
"Prime Minister Su has been effective in rectifying governance, and the court is clean and upright. He requests to have lunch with His Majesty."
"The Imperial Tutor has no bad habits and is currently unmarried. We have negotiated the return of two cities."
"The Prince of Yong has come to present intelligence from the enemy country!"
"General Xie has proposed with the mountains and rivers! He has defeated the Xiongnu!!!"
The court is in revival, and all nations pay homage.
Me: "???"
I was just slacking off, how did I also manage to get the empire back on track?!
—
Attacker's Perspective:
Xie Qianli, born into an aristocratic family, has deterred all parties with his brilliant military achievements, but his power has also threatened the emperor, making him the most obvious hidden danger.
He knows better than anyone that the emperor's heart is as deep as the sea and can never tolerate a traitor.
The night he was given poisoned wine, the bright moon hung low. He closed his eyes in resignation, only to be poked on the chest by a fingertip, which then hooked his wrist.
Ying Xi's eyes were tinged with a light blush: "My lord, shall we share a bed?"
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Little Theater:
To complete the system's task, Ying Xi drank alcohol to bolster the emperor's courage.
Slightly tipsy, the imperial tent was half-covered.
Ying Xi fumbled in the dark, but could never undo the person's complicated waistband.
He gave up!
Ying Xi lay down to sleep.
Who knew his earlobe would be bitten, and a low, hoarse voice would whisper in his ear, slowly nudging into his ear canal.
"How about I teach Your Majesty?"
Reading Guide:
1. Myriad Admirer Emperor Shou vs. Scheming Loyal Dog Gong, 1v1, dual clean, Gong and Shou only have each other in their hearts, HE.
2. Early stages are multi-target, later stages are one-on-one. Shou's interactions with various characters are related to the plot.
3. The main text is narrated in the third person.
Pre-collection Copywriting "The Little Husband is Beautiful and Spoiled"
Qiu Ran was beautiful when he was young but had a frail constitution. He would get a fever if he stood in the wind for too long, and cough if he ate thick soup. Despite his wealthy family, no one proposed marriage. The family dared not take in a son-in-law, fearing he would be schemed against and lose his life; he was a constant worry for his parents.
One day, Qiu Ran found a amnesiac big guy.
The big guy was nearly nine feet tall, as upright as a pine, as imposing as a mountain, with a fierce and handsome face.
Although he seemed cold-hearted, after being taken in by the Qiu family, he hunted in the mountains, tilled the fields, and organized villagers to deal with bandits, doing the work of five men.
Qiu Ran saw him whenever he looked up or down, always blushing from the strong aura of the big guy. The more he noticed, the more he put the person in his heart.
He discovered the big guy occasionally leaned against a pillar outside the medicine hut, staring at the stars and muttering many names he had never heard before.
He must have been a pitiful person? I will treat you well from now on.
—
Huo Sheng came from a military family with countless battle merits. After winning the battle against the rebels, he returned from a sea of corpses, lost all his fellow soldiers, and resigned from his post due to unbearable pressure.
Huo Sheng fell off a cliff into Bixi Village, forgetting all about his past. He only knew that the mountains and rivers here were beautiful, Doctor Qiu was kind, Madam Qiu was amiable, and there was a young man who blushed when he spoke to him and treated him very well.
Am I stealing glances at him again? I must treat him even better from now on.
Reading Guide:
CP: Petite and spoiled Shou x Huge and rough retired god of war Gong, 1V1, dual clean, HE
1. Pregnancy literature, there will be a baby later on.
2. Elements of court and battlefield are minimal, mainly describing General Huo's life in seclusion.
Content Tags: Palace Marquis, Love Until the End of Time, Rebirth, System, Lighthearted
Ying Xi, Xie Qianli, Zhu Zhao, Su Xueyi, Ying Dang, Li Yilong, Ha Lang Lang Xun
One Sentence Summary: The damn system tricks me into falling in love every day!
Concept: Reborn from the ashes, protect the country and change destiny!
Chapters
Chapters 1 - 50
- 0. Chapter 1: The Romance System issues beginner quests. Your Majesty, please give thanks...
- 1. Chapter 2 Beginner's Quest He was like the magnolia blossom at the very top of a tree crown…
- 2. Chapter 3 Incompatible Values "What's the use of dating guides...?"
- 3. Chapter 4, the Lantern Festival: This romance system isn't entirely without merit...
- 4. Chapter 5: The Prince of Yong, consumed by lust, unleashed his power and directly used excessive force against Ying Xi…
- 5. Chapter 6: Returning to the base, I rediscovered the useful functions of the romance system...
- 6. Chapter 7 Is the act of being gentle and refined like jade called "knocking" or "fierce"...?
- 7. Chapter 8 Atmosphere Makers: "Music Floating, Close-up Focus, People..."
- 8. Chapter 9 Word Games "What a clever separation of topics! Long live Your Majesty..."
- 9. Chapter 10 A furious outburst: "Right Chancellor Su Xueyi has taken sick leave again, he..."
- 10. Chapter 11 Eliminating the Scumbag: "I'll stop sacrificing for him. I'll ignore him, and beat him up..."
- 11. Chapter 12 Deep regret is almost like the sky falling down. The butler thought…
- 12. Chapter 13 Reunion with an Old Friend His fingers touched Xie Qianli's arm, like rolling...
- 13. Chapter 14: Another round of cruel treatment of scumbags; belated affection is cheaper than grass.
- 14. Chapter 15 Enraged: "Let go of my ankle!"
- 15. Chapter 16 The Emperor's Pampering: He was wary and excited, his heart trembling in his chest...
- 16. Chapter 17 Active Business: "—I'll help you get together with General Xie, okay...?"
- 17. Chapter 18: A Gratitude as Heavy as a Mountain – Xiao Xie's Self-Conquest Begins…
- 18. Chapter 19 The childhood sweetheart actually fell for Ying Xi's trickery...
- 19. Chapter 20 Everyone Has Their Use The four figures were all backlit, in Ying Xi's...
- 20. Chapter 21 Gods Clash: "They're all so handsome, Your Majesty, which one of you here prefers..."
- 21. Chapter 22: The Banquet Scandal - The Handsome Emperor Who Says One Thing but Means Another (Sob)
- 22. Chapter 23: Each Displays Their Unique Skills - Prime Minister Su's Glorious Moment, The Culprit Points...
- 23. Chapter 24 "I Believe in You" - Xiao Xie's self-conquest begins again...
- 24. Chapter 25 Holmes's feud with Xie Qianli across two lifetimes resurfaces...
- 25. Chapter 26 The afterglow lingered as the young, wolf-like guard head was served!
- 26. Chapter 27: The Romance System's Recycling Script is About to Go Big! ...
- 27. Chapter 28 Touching the chest muscles, "Remove the armor, strip it clean."...
- 28. Chapter 29 All was silent. On the dragon bed, only Xie Qianli's voice could be heard…
- 29. Chapter 30 Reencounter with Pingling Click to watch His Majesty in women's clothing (〃▽〃)……
- 30. Chapter 31 I want to use him. Sweetie excitedly: "Use, use where??...
- 31. Chapter 32 Misunderstanding Cleared Up: The Man Who Killed My Father Was Not the Emperor.
- 32. Chapter 33 A Lucky Draw "You're being insolent!" "I apologize."...
- 33. Chapter 34 The bright moon shines on me, on the one I misunderstood and hated...
- 34. Chapter 35 received an excited message from the Imperial Palace: "You want to talk to the big wolfhound..."
- 35. Chapter 36 Old Tales of the Forbidden Palace The two should have known each other, but their meeting was an unexpected...
- 36. Chapter 37: Token of Love Xie Qianli felt an inappropriate, lingering thought...
- 37. Chapter 38: The leader of the Flower Dynasty Princess CP fan club has arrived. ...
- 38. Chapter 39 Feeding Him Personally "Waaah, Your Majesty, please continue feeding me, my eyes are fixed on you..."
- 39. Chapter 40 A restless mind; soft and delicate grapes, gently…
- 40. Chapter 41 Buy it, Your Majesty! The sweet-faced emperor said with a grin, "No need to use facial recognition..."
- 41. Chapter 42 I will punish you for all the riddles and puzzles you did in your youth...
- 42. Chapter 43 Xiao Xie opens the screen "Waaaaah, the new skin is so cool it's on another level..."
- 43. Chapter 44 He's making random accusations again. "Your Majesty, I see that the teacher is quite fond of you..."
- 44. Chapter 45 The Hidden Rival "I have someone I like, but I'm afraid he'll be unhappy..."
- 45. Chapter 46 The Emperor's Jealousy "Xie Qing is virtuous and self-disciplined, but fears only the person she loves..."
- 46. Chapter 47 The Imperial Tutor Awakens: Caught Between Protecting the Emperor and Sacrificing Himself...
- 47. Chapter 48 The Old Man's Intentions: Palace Secrets, General Xie and His Majesty in Their Youth...
- 48. Chapter 49: Undercurrents Surge, the Childhood Sweetheart General Must Play the Hero and Save the Beauty~...
- 49. Chapter 50 Calling his name... his nasal cavity, his body, everywhere...
Chapters 51 - 94
- 50. Chapter 51: Xiao Xi's shining moment in the standoff with the bandit leader; Xiao Xi is domineering and majestic...
- 51. Chapter 52 My dear minister, Xie Qianli was completely unaware; he was already deeply moved by the word "love"...
- 52. Chapter 53: The Emperor's Love Letters - Full of Dramatic Moments: Love Letters, Imperial Tutor, and General's Rivalry...
- 53. Chapter 54 The Princess's Marriage "It is customary for the Xie family to marry a princess, and the Xie family also..."
- 54. Chapter 55 The Loyal Heart Stone Pendant Bent, He Bent!!! ...
- 55. Chapter 56 My Heart Is Not Stone "Is His Majesty tempted by the big wolfhound?"...
- 56. Chapter 57 Comparative Experiment Hahaha, the delightful sight of Little Xie visiting the brothel...
- 57. Chapter 58 A paragon of male virtue has come to watch Xiao Xie visit the brothel! Look at me…
- 58. Chapter 59 A Soulmate Chang'an Extra: Shocking! His Highness Prince Yong and…
- 59. Chapter 60 The General's Awakening: "My desire is for you, the one I've always wanted to marry..."
- 60. Chapter 61 Old Stories: Yandere Younger Brother + First Encounter with Childhood Sweethearts...
- 61. Chapter 62 Tarot Reading: Xiaoxi Uses Love Tarot to Get a Cheat Code...
- 62. Chapter 63: Another Hidden Story, Another Round of Competition: Imperial Guard Lang vs. Prince Yong...
- 63. Chapter 64 Deck Stickers Your Majesty: "Even if you were a steel pipe today..."
- 64. Chapter 65 Reencounter with the Nemesis + Childhood Friends Reunion + Lian Qingzhu...
- 65. Chapter 66 A Carefree Young Man: Xie Feigns Illness + His Majesty's Visit + Jiang Chao's Assistance...
- 66. Chapter 67: Bond Skills, Brotherhood Memories + Black Falcon's Cuteness + Shadow Chase...
- 67. Chapter 68 Xiaoxi is naughty; that subtle connection between the Emperor and the General...
- 68. Chapter 69: Putting on a coat, Xiao Xie is angry + His Majesty calls out by his nickname...
- 69. Chapter 70 Encounter on the Flower Boat: Brotherly Discord + Prince Yong and the General's Rivalry + ...
- 70. Chapter 71 Little Xie Chases His Wife Little Xie is going to search the world for his Emperor again...
- 71. Chapter 72: The Yandere Younger Brother Infiltrates the Enemy City and Runs Away with His Older Brother; The Loyal General is Fierce...
- 72. Chapter 73, Yongning Prince's Mansion, highlights include: childhood memories + wedding ceremony + small...
- 73. Chapter 74 Prince Yong's Obsessive Love: "From now on, we will have no secrets, and no one will know..."
- 74. Chapter 75 Special Methods Xie Qianli always had a pair of dark, clear eyes...
- 75. Chapter 76: The City is High and the Moat is Deep - His Majesty and His Brothers Resolve Misunderstanding + Sweet Introduction...
- 76. Chapter 77 Another Wave Rises: The Story of Prince Yong's Re-taming ~
- 77. Chapter 78: Misunderstanding Resolved Between Brothers + Prince Yong's Enlightenment + Offense...
- 78. Chapter 79: Turning Danger into Safety, Brothers Avenge Their Regret + Little Xie Saves the Day + Gratitude...
- 79. Chapter 80 is uncontrollable, it's all about pasting! Keep pasting! ...
- 80. Chapter 81 Entrusting Half a Lifetime (Continued)! Little Xie's mind wandered to new ideas...
- 81. Chapter 82: Repeated Torture and Numerous Bumps: His Majesty Called Me by My Childhood Name + Little Xie...
- 82. Chapter 83: Another Battle for Supremacy - Many Points of Contention: Xiao Xie and Prince Yong Clash + Xiao Xie...
- 83. Chapter 84 Taking care of Xiao Xi, showing consideration for Xiao Xie, and caring for His Majesty + Continuing the Struggle...
- 84. Chapter 85 is a battleground—watch Prince Yong and Xiao Xie bicker!
- 85. Chapter 86 The Malicious Intentions of the Jiangnan King + Little Xie's Succession...
- 86. Chapter 87 Where Does His Majesty Sleep? A Shura Field + Little Xie's Jealousy + But in the End...
- 87. Chapter 88: Eternal Loyalty - Lots of Plot Points! Humorous Chapter + His Majesty Stays with Xiao Xie...
- 88. Chapter 89: Xiao Xie's Highlight Moment in the Battle of Linchuan + Xiao Xie's Battlefield Opening Screen...
- 89. Chapter 90 The Dragon Boat Rises: His Majesty's Moment of Glory + His Majesty's Relationship with Young Xie Sheng...
- 90. Chapter 91 My Bright Moon Xiao Xi is Angry at Xiao Xie + A Kiss from Afar...
- 91. Chapter 92: Private tutoring to witness Prince Yong becoming a brother-obsessed brother...
- 92. Chapter 93 Factional Struggle: His Majesty Feels Pity for Xiao Xie + A New Crisis + Imminent...
- 93. Chapter 94 Prince Yong has come to Kang, only Your Highness can…