Side Story 2: The "Bomb" Left by the System

Side Story 2: The "Bomb" Left by the System

Although Su Rou was thrown into the pigsty, the system that called itself a "high-dimensional being" also scrambled to escape the plane of the Great Sheng Dynasty.

But a second before it escaped the atmosphere, out of a desire for revenge, its core data underwent a small-scale energy self-destruction.

"Sizzle—"

An invisible ripple of electricity pierced through the roof of the Regent's Palace and struck the large canopy bed in the master bedroom with pinpoint accuracy.

At this moment, the perfect couple on the bed are sleeping soundly in each other's arms.

A flash of electricity struck, and the two souls were suddenly pulled apart in their sleep, instantly becoming displaced.

Everything happened quietly.

Only Big White outside the window seemed to sense something, turned over, and mumbled something in his sleep:

[Hmm...why does the Demon King seem different now?]

...

The next morning, at dawn.

His biological clock woke up the most diligent (not really, he's been quite lazy lately) regent of the Great Sheng Dynasty right on time.

The moment Pei Yunjing regained consciousness, he sensed that something was wrong.

My chest feels so heavy.

It felt like being pressed down by two warm, heavy stones, making it hard to breathe.

Sleep paralysis?

Pei Yunjing frowned, instinctively trying to use his internal energy to shake off whatever was pressing down on him.

But when he tried to mobilize the Qi in his dantian, he found it empty. The vast internal energy that was once as boundless as the sea had vanished without a trace!

And how can the body be so...soft?

My whole body aches and feels weak, like a pool of boneless spring water.

Pei Yunjing was startled and suddenly opened his eyes.

The familiar tent top came into view, but the angle... seemed to have lowered?

He raised his hand, wanting to rub his throbbing temples.

What came into view was not the large, bony hand that had been holding a sword for years.

Instead, it was a fair, slender hand with fingers as thin as scallion roots—a woman's hand.

He was also wearing a fine mutton fat jade bracelet on his wrist, which he had personally put on Tang Li a few days ago.

"This is……"

Pei Yunjing's pupils dilated violently. He opened his mouth, wanting to call for help.

The voice that came out was no longer a deep, magnetic male voice, but a soft, clear one, with the languid quality unique to someone who had just woken up:

"Eek?"

Pei Yunjing: "..."

He was so startled by the sound that he almost rolled off the bed.

He frantically looked down at his chest, where he felt the "sleep paralysis" sensation.

Beneath that familiar red bodice, two soft, undulating mounds, enough to make one's blood boil, trembled with his breath.

That was the scenery he loved to admire most.

But now... this scenery has grown onto him?!

I... have turned into a pear tree?!

"No... this must be a nightmare."

Pei Yunjing (wearing the pear shell) took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

He closed his eyes, then opened them again, hoping that everything before him was an illusion.

However, it did not revert back.

Just then, an unseemly noise came from beside me.

"Snoring...snoring..."

Pei Yunjing turned his head stiffly.

Beside him lay a tall, handsome man—his own body.

However, at this moment, "Pei Yunjing" was sleeping in a very unrestrained posture.

He sprawled out on the bed, taking up most of it, with one leg dangling listlessly over the blanket.

His mouth was slightly open, and a thin, clear drop of saliva was flowing down from the corner of his cold, aloof lips, soaking the pillow.

They slept so soundly and carefree, without any regard for their image.

"..."

Pei Yunjing looked at his own stupid appearance, and the veins on his forehead (if this body had any) throbbed wildly.

He had never in his life wanted to kill himself as much as he did now!

"stand up!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Pei Yunjing stretched out her slender little foot and kicked "herself" hard in the buttocks.

"Bang!"

The kick was soft and powerless.

Instead of waking him up, it seemed more like flirting.

Feeling disturbed, "Pei Yunjing" on the bed frowned impatiently, scratched his bottom, rolled over, and mumbled something in his sleep:

"Stop fooling around...give me another braised pork knuckle..."

Braised pork knuckle?

That tone... that demeanor...

Who else could it be but that greedy pear?!

Pei Yunjing was utterly desperate.

He not only became a woman, but his body was also taken over by this little woman!

"Tang Li! Wake up, you!"

Pei Yunjing disregarded all decorum; he lunged forward, grabbed "Pei Yunjing" by the collar, and shook him violently.

"Open your eyes! Look at the mess you've made!"

Under this violent shaking, the real pear finally woke up groggily.

She (wearing Pei Yunjing's body) struggled to open her eyes, feeling a little dizzy, but her body was surprisingly light and strong, as if she had inexhaustible energy.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw a stunningly beautiful face right in front of her, with her eyebrows raised and her expression full of anger.

Wow... such a beauty...

Tang Li whistled unconsciously, her voice deep and magnetic, so pleasant that she herself was stunned for a moment.

She reached out and touched the smooth, delicate face in front of her, smiling lecherously:

"My beauty, so enthusiastic so early in the morning? Come on, give me a smile?"

Pei Yunjing: "..."

His face (Tang Li's face) instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

"laugh?"

He gritted his teeth, and two cold glints shot from his once amorous peach blossom eyes:

"If you dare to make such a lewd expression on my face again..."

"I'll make sure you never get to eat braised pork again for the rest of your life!"

Hearing that familiar threatening tone, and that signature "I am the King."

Tangli's confused mind finally cleared up.

She looked at the angry "herself" in front of her.

He looked down at his large hands, his flat, hard chest muscles, and the... indescribable strange feeling between his legs.

[Boom—!]

Tang Li suddenly sprang up from the bed (even hitting her head on the ceiling from the force), letting out a blood-curdling scream:

"Holy crap?! I've had a sex change?!"

Pei Yunjing (with a pear-shaped face) looked at her expressionlessly and said coldly:

"Shut up."

"That was a bomb left behind by the system."

"Now, immediately, right now—find a way to get it back for me! Otherwise..."

He glanced at his drooling "self," his eyes flashing with murderous intent:

"I will kill you first, then I will kill myself!"